Ash&Dina's Blog Of Awesomeness

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2011-06-15T12:18:00.002+08:00

can we change the template for this blog? i feel we need to revamp. coz we be 21 yo.

I KISS YOU.

2011-06-15T12:15:00.000+08:00

hello world!

2011-06-15T12:09:00.002+08:00

Guess who's back biatches!

Dinaaaaaa! I'm free! the semester is over for me. three cheers for freedom RAR RAR RAR!! but yea its only a month. i've taken a liking to photography now. nothing like fazil with the uber cool dslr. my pictures are taken from my equally if not more awesome canon s95 (ah that's right!) and my iphone. honey, have you ever heard of an app called instagram. it is the devil i tell you. he makes you download it and then you cant stop snapping pictures! ah ma gad.

are you being bombarded with exams now? i mish you! got stuff to tell you but not here.. coz there be lurkers yo. and i'm sure you'd wanna tell me some juicy smuicy stuff too i'll bet!?

oh and i'm thinking of getting a holga camera! snap snap!!

talk to you soon my precious. I LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU. kiss me now.

"R.I.P Scottie"

2009-08-14T22:45:00.005+08:00

Heyy...

Hah, its been awhile hasn't it. I don't think you're ever gonna update la. Last post is still mine.
I have very sad news Dinie.

SCOTT IS DEAD.

My parents thought it would be best if he was put down so they called for a doctor to put him to sleep. I cried like shit. I cried like shit's shit. I dont see this as a good thing unlike my parents who think thats he's not suffering anymore. I call this cold blooded MURDER.

If you haven't already know what happened to Scott, he had a skin infection which has been going on for a long time now. It is to the point where he started to smell bad all the time. And you could really tell that his skin was in quite a bad condition. He could not grow fur in certain parts of his body.

I know you might probably say that it was for the best and stuff like that but I just don't feel that way. And the worst part was that my parents hid it from me..... for two freakin months. Scott died in june. JUNE. I found out in August. What. The. FISH.
Omg dina, they only told me after I asked them about Scott. Imagine if I hadn't. They would have kept it from me till I got home. And then what will happen? 6 months down the road, I come home and don't see my dog of 9 years.
I got so pissed I was sooooo furious with them that it made me cry even more. And then summore and more after that.

There were so many hidden details from me. My mum's story and my brother's story were completely different. So I knew my mum was lying to me flat out. Its so sick to lie to your child about the death of her dog. She said it was for my own good so that I won't feel sad. So I guess she's thinking its better not to be sad now but half a year later when his body is worm food so that I'll react in a happier way?

Scott was my dog and they didn't go thru it with me before putting him down. He was my dog. I chose him at the store. He was the hyperactive dog that I picked out. And then he become my first 'real' dog. All the bigger dogs I had the last time were given away to other people because we were too small to play with them. And Scott was such a smart boy. I always thought he had a human mind. He knew tricks that Bree doesn't. What makes me feel so bad about is that I didnt give him a proper goodbye when I left. How the heck was I to know that they were gonna kill him!? I feel so guilty. As an owner, I feel like I didn't do my part well. I would have taken him out for a walk more often. I would have talked to him more like I used to do when I went out to the back garden. And it really kills me knowing that when I get back, only Bree will come up to me. I think I'll cry again then.

So here's to Scottie. My family's companion for almost a decade. I'll miss you so so much.

"COLD!"

2009-04-27T18:44:00.002+08:00

It was bloody 9 degrees last night. I was freezing my butt off.

And now its 10 degrees. Its only autumn la. The darn weather is making it impossible for me to wake up in the morning.

Hiee abangee its been so long. You've finally updated. Write some stories bout Japan la. Your post was so short. I need something to read when I'm bored. Sure got some funny funny stuff that must have happened to you there. An encounter with a harajuku girl perhaps?

Ok I gotta go start on my media essay now. I'm writing about the success of Friends.

See ya!

Say hello to.. THEROCK OBAMAAAA

2009-04-26T08:12:00.000+08:00

OI!!

2009-04-20T21:34:00.000+08:00

dont forget that im coming too...
haha.
excited to see me eh?

=P

"I'm so excited I tore off my clothes"

2009-04-20T20:07:00.003+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE COMING! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHITFACE EXCITED I AM!!!

I even made a grand announcement to mun fye eventhough he doesn't give a damn. But omg omg omg omg. Its a beginning of a new era woman! You're coming! Do you have any idea how freakin long its been since I last saw you!?

All this excitement is making me sweat la. Omg. This has made my week man.

When are you returning to Malaysia? I don't know whether I'll be returning because I intend to spend the holidays here. But I am on holiday when you arrive! Which means I'll be effin free to take you ANYWHERE you wanna go! Have you been here before?

This is exciting shit la I wanna dance naked. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

It'll be like a reunion! Omg we should have live a ribbon cutting session and get like photos taken of us everywhere we go! And and when you arrive, it'll be winter baby! Shitty cold! So you and I and other peeps can go do wintery stuff!! Like drink hot chocolate! Eat and gain weight!! Woooo!! Speaking of this, how's your ZARA jacket btw?

Ok and I have to ask this: was I really a barbie freak then? I dnt think I was the type that would wake you up from your sleep for my entertainment. Now that I think about it, what was the matter with me? I am so sorry. Omg its like opening pandora's box. All the retarded things you never realised about urself is revealed. You can keep me from my sleep anytime when you get here ok. As payback.

I get what you mean when you said time passes so fast! We're all like terpelanting across the globe. Its so weird that I dont see you anymore! Next thing you know you're cramming a baby out of your vajeje.

Fast. VROOOOOMMMMM!!!

Oh oh but I do remember this very well! We were like in standard something and remember when we used to mandi together? Then like after the shower, I wanted to put on my undies but you wanted to see it but I was like wth damn shy la so I lied to you about some stupid fake myth omg I'm so sorry dinie. I said that if two best friends looked at each other's panties, we will have bad luck for life then you panicked and never wanted to see my underwear ever again even when I let you! Haahahaa oh my. I love you la. We're both equally weird.

Thanks for the very amusing advice regarding my uni choice. I want to go to RMIT because of the quality of course. However, my father was like 'why go to rmit when you're in trinity? wasting my money only'. Coz like trinity is meant to be something like a 'backdoor' to melb uni and my dad feels that its such a waste if I dnt get in there. Which is another problem with the mind of an old fashioner. Its all about the name. How do I freakin persuade my dad to let me go RMIT? Its my future after all but he's paying for it.

But you know sugar, I do like Rob Mitchell. He sounds sexier too. I mean who in tarnation would name their child Mel Buni?! Hey and you know when I graduate I can say that I've been into Rob Mitchell before. HAHA. I dont know how that makes sense in real life.

Darn it. All the thinking involved makes me sad :( if only I had a money printing machine.
Owh and darren might be going to trinity too! yea he suddenly changed his mind bout trinity. he used to say its some common college coz everyone goes there. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! We're prestigious yo.

Baby went to Japan coz my dad had some business thing to do there so she kinda tagged along. She didnt meet up with abangee coz for starters, my mum doesnt know where in japan he's in. So yea. Ooo but baby and abangee wud have had a blast wouldnt they? Mr Giant teddy bear and the very small super girl. EXPLORE TOKYO! Like a children's series wei.

So hey hey whats new with you over there! did you like someone, did you dump someone, did you hump someone I WANNA KNOW!

Ive got my finals cming in a few weeks time so I've gotta start to work work work!

Oh and just to add on to the whole rmit and melb uni fiesta, rmit does produce successful uni graduate. Like the dude that wrote and directed SAW 1 to 5, he came from Rob Mitchell. And he directed Dead Silence too which is btw some creepy doll dummy vantrila- i dunno how to spell doll. I dreamt about it. And doll ghosts are the worst ghosts to come across. Like Chucky. I mean how can person, one FULLY grown man not take on a plastic doll!?

Weird la.

lovelove.

"Mashiiiiiiieeee I misssss yoouuuuuu"

2009-04-20T01:17:00.002+08:00

baby, i'm good, i'm good.
i'm using a finnish computer right now so if there is any weird characters popping up, i am really sorry yah.

we haven't spoken for more than a month.
i think this has been the longest we have not spoken since i left in august.
i am sorry, its my fault. i've been a slacker.

and omg i love leather jackets. but uh, can chris pull it off?
i mean he ada muka apek all. i mean - i don't know.
are you guys coming back in june/july? i really want to see you two.
i have not seen my best friend's boyfriend - and this is ridiculous!

oh did my brother tell you? i'm heading up to melbourne for a week or two at the end of july! baby, we can have ash-dina WEEK of AWESOMENESSSSSSSSS! i am so excited like gila babi. are you coming back home? we should have a reunion of awesomeash, awesomedina and baby the great super girl. i miss our 'clan'.

baby went to japan for what?!
did she meet up with abang?

BABY YOU ARE DECIDING ON WHICH UNI YOU ARE GOING TO ALREADY?!
BABY WE ARE GROWN UPS NOW OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

eh remember anot when we were kids and we had sleepover and i wanted to sleep but you kept on waking me up to play barbie with you, so i did at the end (coz you my best friend mah) but i was half-asleep when i was playing it.

but fuck..

look at us now! i mean, babe. you're a university girl already? this is crazy-mazy yo. i will be applying to colleges next year, and i will be actually attending one in the fall next year. just to inform you, i will be go crazy next year, so i need your help to keep me sane.

abt your dilemma baby.
DO NOT EVER EVER EVER go to a uni just for its 'name'.
Its stupid, and you will probably will regret it.
The course you wanna do is very hands-on thing (the JOB market is a very hands on thing), and wtf why would you wanna do theoretical studies on masscomm/media? Its no use! even if its in melb u!

melb u may be the ideal uni - but definitely not for your course.
i know, you must give up the whole harry potter dining hall thing.
(you should come to the US - we have loads of this harry potter shit here)

i am leaning alot towards RMIT, and Melb U should be crossed out from your option list. especially if you put your head towards media/masscomm.

Its like picking between two men - Robert MITchell and Mel Buni.
Mel Buni may have the nice house (the beautiful campus) and the good looks, money and popularity (the MELB U name) but at the end of the day Robert mitchell is the man for you, he knows how to pleases you sexually (the hands-on approach), he knows what you want (reknown masscomm/media course in RMIT).

And baby, I hate to break it to you but yes, the 'name' actually matters. But honestly, Melb U is not any much prestigious than RMIT. It is yes, THE uni in Australia, but RMIT is not waaay down below, it has its own high standards too.

On the short term, its the 'name' of the school that you go to. But in a long run kinda thing, its the quality, your skills, how you manage, how you actually manage the hands on stuff in real life - thats what is gonna get you far. especially in media, its how YOU work, a cert does not sum up a person's skills; especially in the media industry. a cert actually does not matter.

i feel RMIT will prepare you way more for that.
its more of a media/communications/modern type of school. it will expose you to many more opportunities than melb u can - as melb u is more of a professional academia school (medicine, engineering, law etc)

thats my amateur college advice.

i went to Princeton U and Yale U last week.
and I love the unis SO SO SO MUCH.
But getting into it, thats another story.
Stay tune for Dina's college dilemmas.

i miss you
xx

"Feel my leathery bodayy"

2009-04-18T21:23:00.004+08:00

Hey sexy. How's you?

There is still a glimmer of hope left in me that you still read the blog. If you dnt, then PORQUE DINIE PORQUE! I feel so forgotten.

I bought a leather jacket today girl. (reasonably priced) SUEDE leather jacket. I am transformed! JENG JENG. Its made from real leather btw. Oh not only me, Chris got his too. He got a ( not cheap) shiny, Zac Efron-ny leather jacket. He darn hot dude when he wears it. He looks so buff suddenly. Like WHOA WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM!? He's the closest thing I have to a Zac Efron since the real one has been taken away by that Hudgens girl. Grrr...

I can see myself now on a harley davidson with those bug eyed goggles cruising down the streets with the wind in my hair. Next to me is Chris in that little car thing that you attach to the bike screaming I AM ZAC! I AM ZAC!

I will posts pictures of ze coolness I have brought unto moi. Awesome?

I'm a little afraid for Chris though. The influence that jacket has on him is crazy. CRAZY! After putting it on he wants girls to notice him. WTF!? Helllooooo... Like he even pretended to walk out of his apartment in slow mo with the "look at me" look plastered on his face. For jeezie man.
At dominos, he pretended not to know me and said "hie I'm Chris...why don't we head over to my place before you go home?".

He has this child-like humour about him. But I like la.

My holidays are over :(
So freakin fast la. Two weeks come and gone just like that.

I miss my sister. She went to Japan you know?
Came back last week. Omg, a meal there costs RM 500 ok. And thats just like a bowl of noodles and soup! Noodles made from titanium steel. And the soup must be made with holy water.

I'll catch you later.

RMIT OR MELB UNI!?

"BFF?"

2009-04-16T22:25:00.006+08:00

I see you're still busy with your whatever it is you're doing there.

I could really use your advice on something so HURRY UP AND READ THIS!
Perhaps you know (or dnt) that my time is Trinity is almost up! WOOOOO!! and that I have to start signing up for universities as of now.

But I'm having this bitchy dilemma. This stupid thing that I seriously can't get my mind off. Sooooo youuuuuu must help meeeeee. Comprende?

Cool.

So I wanna pursue a degree in media and comm and I can't decide which university I should go to. Its not that I've been accepted into these universities yet but you know its always good to be ready so that when the time comes you don't have to go thru this shitty mess. I'm looking between Melb Uni and RMIT. Yea the one fuzzy's in. Melb Uni has the hot name like people worship you especially malaysian aunties when you tell them you grad from Melb Uni. And basically the whole purpose of me being in Trinity is to get into that place.

But...

I did some research and RMIT is THE university for media and comm. Its very hands on while MU is very theoretical. Theoretical as in ESSAY ESSAY ESSAY and RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH. And this is freakin 3 years of my study life. I do not(!) want to spend it all on essays and stupid research. Its not like I dont get enough of it already.

So I'm torn. Do I go for the hot shot name or do I go for the quality?

I do wanna get into Melb. The campus is sooooooo pretty. Really Dinie it will take your boobies away just looking at it. Its so Harry Potter-ish. Old castle like buildings.

RMIT is modern. Not such a pretty campus. There's like a green blob on the building. Green "modern" blob. But compared to Melb Uni, omg man. OMG. No where near.

Then I'm thinking "girl, you wanna get into a uni for its architecture or for the education?". So yea edu of course. Then freakin what right?

But if I spend 3 years burying my head in research and books, I dont think I'll ever learn anything once I get out to work you know? Some of my friends said they would go to Melb Uni anways because of its recognition and employers are familiar with their graduates.

Thats actually my other fear. What if I get into RMIT but to find out that employers dnt care bout the bloody quality because they want the bloody name! But RMIT said they are well recognised by the industry! YOU SEE MY DILEMMA!!

This makes me wanna drown myself in my toilet bowl. What would YOU do dinie?

Moving on to a less depressing topic,
I got home from the movies not long ago. Me and Chris watched 17 again the one with the very delicious Zac Efron. Oh my sweet apple pie is he good lookin or wat?

Owh! I just had a flashback of you when you owned the Zac Efron hairstyle! Please don't do it again.

The show was not too bad la. Funny. But shit! Zac Efron kissed an older lady! Like 15 years older than him! I was squirming in my seat ok. Uncomfortable giler. WHY WHY WHY ZAC EFRON!

I wonder how Vanessa Hudgens must feel. Wtv la I don't really like her. Nude pics and all. Jeez woman. Wear some clothes.

Baby boo, where are you?

"Its been a month girl! I don't like."

2009-03-22T15:40:00.003+08:00

Oh my gosh dina its been a month plus and none of us has updated this blog!

I can bet you're busy with your work. So was I girl so was I. I don't wanna list down the amount of work I have or I'll just be reminded of the remaining work there is.

But I do(!) wanna bitch on particular project that I have to present this Friday. I am stuck with the world's most laziest girls ever. Ever! Working with them is the most frustrating thing I've felt since I discovered that I was partnered with them. I can't really say that I worked with them given that I never had the opportunity to even meet up with them.

I did everything on my own. Every slide show on Powerpoint. Every stupid research. Everything! They're the kinda girls who travel together (if you get what I mean). They're the type who people pray they don't end up with. They're the type of people who don't get up for class in the morning. And unfortunately for me, my grades are gonna go down to the poopers unless I present the whole thing myself which I REALLY REALLY want to do.

So how are you Dinie!? Whats the news with you? I bet loads of stuff happened. So tell me! You got a boyfriend already? Are boys throwing themselves at you? Owh and how did the filming of that movie go? You must must must tell me.

Oh and Darren Goh is now an official P license driver. Apparently he's driving everywhere now. And I'm proud to say that I haven't put on weight since I got back to Australia. I went home to Msia feeling like a balloon and now... jeng jeng jeng!... I'm slim again! Yea Chris keeps on reminding me that I should not be eating all the junk or I'll end up like that picture I posted few blogs ago. Now we know what Chris really wants. Shallow.

Update me on whats going on over there okay!!

Lovelove.

"I Am The Worst Friend Ever"

2009-02-12T16:47:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY DOLL!
Eeeeeeek nineteen, you're old its so gross.
I JUST turned eighteen not long ago and now you're 19.
We're 19?

I can't believe this lah.
Its like fucking Twilight Zone.
I wanna be forever young!
I wanna be... 8 all over again.
Ok not eight lah, but.. 17.

Don't know lah but fo-sho I know I don't wanna be nineteen.
But I'm not nineteen yet so whatever.
Omg this has been totally pointless.

Yeah btw I saw all the pictures on facebook and the photo album was labelled Ashlie's 19th and wtf you had none of your Subang friends there! It was ALL my brother's friend', the Australian crew all I was like wtf.

Then i saw Ilyas face out of nowhere, and I could recognize Syaza here and there (man she's hot now) and dang, has things changed so quickly. You are settling very well in my brother's crowd yo. Omg Ash, you're a DJian right now. Yes you are, face it.
You can no longer call yourself a Subang-er.

And wtf? Syaza got drunk? She drinks in the first place?
She's so pretty now -- I mean its not like she was ugly before lah but she is so smoking right now. Rarrrr.

I AM suppose to call you and I AM so sorry,
and I have been a terrible best friend, TERRIBLE and I will cally ou very soon.
Promise, cross my heart and hope to die.
But first, what is the time difference ah?

Coz I also got daylight savings you also got daylight savings, you lose track yknow?
Bloody western daylight savings bullcrap.
Malaysia so nice, got no this daylight savings shit, 365 days a year semua sama -- standard. Man, I miss Malaysia grrrrrr.

I want to eat char kuey teow so bad ok.
I had such a strong craving the other day, it was so strong I went to bed and woke up with nightmares ok. AAAAHHHHHHH

Oh boy, Wondermilk Cupcakes brings me back to the times we spent together prior to your departure to Australia. Remember? Aiyaiyai, I miss you lah mashiepoo. So much.
Come to the US! Must you knoooooow!

Oh they have this bakery in NYC called the Magnolia Bakery, damn bloody famous one lah. Got mentioned in the Devil wears Prada and in Sex and the City all, omg the cupcakes are to die for. Like seriousmerious one. You think wondermilk nice? Cheh, Magnolia bakery's muffin is shit-good ok. Somemore you know I don't really like cupcakes and cakes in general one right, but maaan that was good. The shop also so pretty.

I watched 7 movies in the past three days, coz I just felt like it.
I don't know why but I accidentally erased my external harddrive and I feel like fuck but I didn't lose any data coz everything is in my computer right now but if my macdina crashes, all my data is lost.

ALL my data is lost.
Stupid Malaysian external hardrive.
Damn hopeless one you know.
I feel like buying the MAC one but then so expensive.
Why am I telling you this?

I just finished watching American Beauty and man, I forgot how messed up that movie was.

And yeah, I love watching movies that are set in NYC now coz its so much more interesting and exciting when you can actually point and go, "I have been there!"
So yeah, I practically watched more than 10 movies set in NYC ever since I got back from winter break. So exciting lah.

Omg this post has been totally pointless.
I love you, happy birthday once again.

What do you want from the US of A?

"nineteen"

2009-02-10T14:48:00.002+08:00

yes! its official. this is my last year of teenhood. and my first blog debut as a 19 year old.
damn fast wei.

eh you said you wanna call me all. what happened la?

and the blog! the last post was mine!

regarding college,
this term, my third term is the worst term ever! just one day into coll and i've got tons of assignments to do. the first week would normally be a welcome back please try and adapt to the time again how have you been kinda week. but nooo. i stepped into class and it was a warzone dude. a mental warzone. the work load is unimaginable.

first day back at coll was pretty weird la. i felt a lil homesick. i DREADED having to wake up at 7 30 in the morning for my 9 am class. shit la. its classes all over again.
the weather is the shittiest thing omg. one minute its 45 degrees outside the next, 18. i think i'm gonna fall ill pretty soon. the weather is like mood swings by a pms-ing woman. last saturday was terrible!
australia broke its last record for its extreme weather. it was damn hot. when the wind blew, it actually hurt. i was under the sun for about 10 mins coz i was heading to the lib. that was the first time i actually felt like ripping my clothes off in public. my arm was medium rare. my scalp was burning.
i bought a kit kat from 7 E and it melted within 5 seconds. no kidding. damn la. i scared i get skin cancer.
and this is where i admit that the msian weather is not too bad. but wtv la msia.

oohh! i've been meaning to tell you bout my party that chris organised for me. this was done the day before i left at an apartment la. so obviously it was all chris, zillie and the rest of them. it being my birthday party you would think i''d have more friends right? wrong. i only had 4 people from my side. four. empat. bad number. but what la! 4 you know! how miserable is that! syaza, ilyas, izzat and ilyas' girlfriend were the ones that turned up.
oh you should've seen syaza. she was so drunk. it was so funny to look at. intoxicated people are my favourite people in the whole world.

there was a part during the party where i was like AHHHHHH!!!
syaza dragged me into a room and she looked all worried and panicky and i seriously thought someone molested here ok. like, you don't look like that unless something bad has happened.
minutes later i heard the birthday song and guess whaaaatt!!

WONDERMILK CUPCAKES!!!

WITH MY NAME ON IT!!

i had multiple eye and mouth orgasm. it was sooo puurrrrty and goood.
i would put up pics but sadly i'm using illegal internet so i don't want the internet police to come find me. when i get my not illegal internet i'll post the good stuff up.

chris is cming back in a week and a half! wooo!! i won't be alone anymore. right now i damn sad la. i'm staying alone. not entirely alone la. i got a friend crashing here till her place is ready. she sleeps on the sofa which btw she describes it as the shiznit. my couch is magical.

so where you? i miss you la. i wanna hear stories.

" =) "

2009-01-29T18:47:00.001+08:00

Omg dina i will never forgive you for putting that pic of me up. now the whole world is gonna look at my ugly cock eyed face.
I tried forbidding chris to see it but i was too late. omg he'll never look at me the same way again.

oh and yes i did read that blog about you and me during my last few nights in msia. baby, you sure know how to write one hell of a touchy feely poetic love me love you poem. i choked. but i love you too honeybun.
i remember the time where we used to bathe together. when our boobies were not swollen and we did not have a national forest in our southern region. it was the best. omg memories. and then we got shy shy. and i remember the time where i didn't want you to see my underwear so i lied and said its bad like to look at other girls' underwear and you believed me. 0mg i'm sorry dina but that was hilarious! i'm laughing so hard right now. but we were like 8 so anything goes. even panties with curses on it.
we so need to find that picture of us during the Commonwealth Games. that was freakin 11 years ago la. ancient shit.

yes my birthday is in a week's time and i feel uber old. not as old as chris la who's probably going thru mid life crisis now. its ok dear, everyone faces hardship. but chris has organised a little something for me. like a premature birthday thing since i won't be here during my birthday. instead i'll be in australia bombarded with work. so much for turning 19. you are so right dinie. time flies like whoa. i would just like to turn 21 and then like freeze at that age. i don't wanna live under my parent's consent. i want freedom!! i don't seem to have enough.
you can be my babies' godma. they'll call you godma dinie.

"GODMA DINIE! ITS GODMA DINIE!"

oh preciousness.

baby might grow up to be some chick with an attitude. lord help us if she does.

and btw, i'm leaving on saturday. damn. its so fast. a part of me wants to just chill here and the other part of me wants to just leave. its like staying here feels like i'm being imprisoned in my own home. i can't seem to do the things i want to do. such a bitch.
it'll be the start of my third term and omg is this term a PMS-ing bitch from hell. all the essays, all the presentations. just thinking about it makes me want to tear my clothes off.

owh and happy chinese new year! i almost forgot. chinese new year is nth special. to me anyways. i got only 4 red packets but whatever la. your family is home in penang land coming home today i think. oh the yee sang and oranges are the shiznit. i had so many mandarin oranges one time till my period came early. acidic giler.

and you were wondering whether christopher has been fulfilling my "needs". yes he has actually. I now refer to him as Lucian for he thinks he is the dude from Underworld 3. Yea the big werewolf guy who has steamy sex with the vampire chick. all chris needs to do now is grow ALOT of body hair, some fangs and... height. you're all set then sugar! ROAR!

this is a recent pic of me and baby. its also my facebook pic.

smiles for dinie!

I love you!

"Oh by the way"

2009-01-28T10:29:00.002+08:00

since I'm emo right now.
Did you know I have a personal blog?
Before you left for Aussie last year,
I was so emo. I wrote this.

I don't think you're aware of it by the way.

But here it is.

I spent the last night with you.

I laid on your lap,
on the cool kitchen floor,
speaking nonsense, like we always do,
laughing, watching bugs hoppity hop around, sniffing everything in sight.

AH I can squeeze that little furry thing.

Then baby comes in,
ruins the comfortable silence,
and starts rolling on you and I.

Damn, mashie.
I love the fact that we can stay in all day,
without anything particularly planned,
and make the most out of it.

Even if it means,
by lying on your kitchen floor
doing exactly nothing.

Whats so special about you mashie,
is the part that not only have we been (best) friends for 12 years,
but also, you have been secretly, the ultimate escape for me.

You taught me how to live like a kid,
act like a total child, in times we were forced to grow up.

This is you acting like a total fool, after eating overpriced bread at Tun Mahathir's overpriced bakery @Pavillion. Oooh pretty LVuitton lights:D

I love you,
til death do us part.
(Australia/America doesn't count)

I really do love you.

"BABYYYYYYY"

2009-01-28T10:02:00.003+08:00

Omggggggggggggg, babyyy!!!
BABY THE GREAT SUPER GIRL hahahahaha.

She's back yo.
I miss her soo much :(
You told me she hates Chris? How is that now?
Nobody likes Chris, so.. yeah.

(kidding, Chris.)

So, I've been on facebook and see you tagged in all these photos of you berpartying-partying with my brother and his friends all. You quite the happs now huh!
More happs than me!

AWESOME

I mean when I come back, you will be intro-ing me to my brothers friends instead. And that is so wicked hahaha. Hows the relationship going? Gimme the 411. Has Chris been pleasing you sexually? Has he been meeting all your spiritual, mental 'needs'? Its been awhile since I called you. The last time was when you told me you played with Yogi Bear's tonsils. *ahem*

You are a whore.

Don't worry I am too. We both are.

And someone's birthday is coming up! You're nineteen and that's gross.
We're gross. My friends here have the average age of 16/17 and I feel so fucking old.
Its annoying. I want to be 16 all over again.
And bham, another year we reach the 20s and before you know it we're fucking married, and we got babies shooting out of our vaginas.

I just want to be: forever young.
I wanna be 7/8 years old all over again. Getting our face painted in Bukit Jalil at the Commonwealth Games. That epic picture. Haih, damn I know you for damn long already. I love you lah mashie poo.

(uh-oh Dina is awesomely emo right now)

I mean like, our relationship is beyond special to me. You are one out of the two people I know, that I love, cherish, appreciate, (insert other corny words) that I'm certain even if we do not speak to each other for a very long time, but when we meet, its truly magic. *sprinkle fairy dust*

Its the undeniable chemistry that we both have.
To think about it, we don't have a lot of things in common,
yet at the same time, we are so similar.
Does this make any sense to you?

And baby, I am so over the yester-dude. I have been for about 6 months already lah.
Fuck, I just realize its going to be one year since my first real relationship ended. Yester-dude and I broke up sometime after Vday, I remember pretty well. The months following that was total hell, but I'm very glad it happened.
I believe everything happens for a reason, and that prepared me for well, life.
I really don't know what I'm saying right now haha.

Its just that I had a chemistry exam today and I totally blew it and it really upset me. I've been a total geek this semester. I have REALLY been studying pretty consistently (for my standard--that is) and for the past few exams this semester, I've been doing extremely well (for my standard--that is)

For instance, for economics class I had the highest marks in class, and that never happened to me ever since standard one for mathematics. When you know, all you need was to count the amount of 'guli' or cats or shit like that.

And I had a 91% for my Spanish exam. That surprised me. That surprised my teacher. Its practically a pretty huge insult to the Spanish-speaking nation.

The reason why I'm working my ass of this semester is.. that they are taking my results this semester for college apps. And.. I know this is a really huge ambition, and whenever I think about it, its pretty impossible, but this 'impossibility' is actually within my reach.

I really (desperately) want to go to a very good school here in the US, and my eye is on Columbia U, NYC and many others. But I want to go to a school that I WANT to go to, you know?

Ok enough abt the edu talk.
This post has been rather serious.
I'm sorry if I bumped you out hahaha.
Love you, let baby blog more please.
She lightens up my day.
I miss her. Post up a recent picture of both of you please.
I miss you guys so much.

I want to take her to play with the swings again, with you.
And after that, chill at the Syeds mamak near the chinese school with annoying van drivers haha. I love you.

"Baby the great... hey! Are you telling fuzz fuzz?"

2009-01-24T19:47:00.002+08:00

Ok.

I am baby. Come on lets plays.

When I am great super girl, I.. I... I never give up!! So when I grow up I know what to do!

Because I like to play I like to do. So when I know fuzz fuzz he began the true.

So now I know that you know how so when you grow up you really tell! So see you next time!

Ok I'm done che che i'm done.

Heyyy what you doing? what you doing che che? whats that mean. Y Y Y H E Y Y Y.

Why you did that for? why why why? H E Y Y Y

why you doing some thumb. ok can u read my blog to me? can you read my blog i really like it.

you can't cancel my blog. DO!

see you next time!

OMG ITS... YOU.

2009-01-22T18:45:00.002+08:00

omg just reading your post brings back memories from when you used to post constantly. its been THAT long ok. like what happened la?

your stories bout NYC makin me very the jealous. i dnt like. but yes we will, and we MUST! go there together gether. and this promise is a must-keep. if not, consequences. and its ugly. oh its damn ugly.

i have to admit that yes, i am becoming a petaling jaya-ner. i go to one utama now, i hang out at lotus with your brother's friends, i go jaya one at club chulo. omg i am shit cool now i don't even recognise myself anymore. i say "what the freak" and "its over wei" instead of "what the fuzz" like how i use to do it. kena influence sial. but owh well. they're nice. so i like. i have not hung out with my own friends since i got home. like wtf. i saw them ONCE. once. and that was that. so i'm bored most of the time la. then now i'm staying at your place (you know why) and i go out with chris more often so i see alot of his friends. so now stesh, is my buddy. yes we go out. but i still love you. you musn't forget the chemistry you and i share. its like whoa. there are two of my friends, both girls who have dumped me. i shall not say names because well our blog is so the shuper shitty popular that i think one of them reads it. so yea they dumped for the pig. yes THE PIG! they don't wanna friend me no more. but wtv la. you hang with the pig, you become the pig, yes?

owh yes i was in spore because my father wanted to do some chillin. holidayyy. but whoa did i buy stuffs yo! there were things from a-z but apparently i can't touch anything because now the stupid sing dollars are like woolamak giler babi. i tengok pun i dah buta. macam tu lah. jangan main main. i bought stuff from topshop. like they dont have it here but the thought of saying "its from singapore(but made in china or wherever) makes it all the more special. im falling more and more in love with topshop eversince i put on that aussie weight. my butt is so round now. yes i do caress them when i'm alone. you can feel when you get back.

and btw rooney is not scary la. he's so cute. my sister adores him. but like its just our pet la. nth thats "too fast" or anything. chris always wanted a pet sugar glider. lawyers are not necessary but thanks! just in case i need them. you give me number i ring ring we settle.

mengenai si blonde itu, tak per la. budak macam tu come and go punye. kena tabah. and omg about that yester-dude just forget about him. he's a pig from hell too. i know its like emotionally draining but he's not worth being sad for. i bet if he knew you still feel like this, he syok sendiri wei.

i feel damn sad now la. i got alot of things circulating in my brain. in my brain juice. and i'm going back to australia in a week. so fast la. i dnt feel ready to go back but at the same time, i want to. once i go back it'll be my 3rd term and its the most hectic term of the semester. and then it'll be my 4th term and then i graduate! in may! i cnt wait.

but you must promise me you wnt ditch me k? everyone around me are ditchers. summore in aussie land i'll be alone. if you ditch me, i die.

everyone back here is ok la. nth special. smellerson is working. or i think he stopped already. omg he's a working man. just the thought of it. omg. but yea he stays back at the OFFICE sometimes. oo so.. work work -ish.

chris too. he's interning at PWC. yea so the other day he came home at 3 am. wtf. i was abit bummed out la. suppose to meet him that day. then the directors all robotic punye. make them stay to complete their work. i am not a happy camper. no im not. but then again its just the beginning of the rest of his life. might as well get use to it hor?

tomorrow i'll be going to zouk for khing wei's birthday party and oo a fashion show too! yea stesh's friend is having her own fashion show for her designs. uber coolness. and this will be like the first time i'm going to a msian club. i hope its not some lala joint. coz i will die. bluek.

i miss you dinie. update more ok. like religiously.

"You should kill me and get it over with"

2009-01-18T11:14:00.003+08:00

Ashlie, I hope I'm still your bff.
I haven't updated for more than a month. I feel, so guilty.
I feel like I have left this blog to die when we both promised to keep it alive as long as we are apart.

Happy new year, mashiepoo.
Hows home?

I can't begin telling you how awesome NYC was.
But this is for sure, you are going there with me sometime VERY soon.
Promise me that, PROMISE ME NOW!
Its a magical city, New York, it really is.

Its one of those cities you can really fall in love with,
and to spend 3 weeks there,
I can tell you for sure,
that I'm in love.

I nearly died in Times Square. I spent 8 hours out in the cold, -17 degrees celcius ok babi hutan! EIGHT HOURS. I nearly died. I'm not even kidding you. On the bright side, I got to see RYAN SEACREST, Ludacris, Carson Daly, Bill and Hilary Clinton! Errr The Jonas Brothers hahahahahha and Taylor Swift.

It was an awesome experience spending new years at times square, although if I gotta stand in the cold all over again, I wouldn't. Its kinda like a one-time thing lah. I hate the cold, and that night, ooooh boy, that night. Was terrible.

There were no freaking fireworks during new years ok! I was like WHAT?! How can they not have fireworks during new years? Its NYC goddamnit! My friend told me, it was a 'fire hazard', since Times Square is sandwiched between goddamn alot of tall, important buildings but as a malaysian being so used to fireworks every god damn celebration I was disappointed :(

but one thing times square have that everywhere don't! TONS OF CONFETTI and CELEBRITIES :) AND BALLOONS! And the ball that 'falls' during midnight is damn disappointing ok. Its damn kecik apalagi damn slow. I thought it would be like WHOOSH BHAM FIREWORKS but it was EK EK EK EK EK *confetti*

with ryan seacrest's voiceover: "HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY"

Nevertheless, I had tons of fun. It was like a party out in the streets, in the middle of NY yoo! The atmosphere was indescribable. Its awesome laaaaaaah.

Hahahahahhahhhhaa, WHAT?! You celebrated new years at curve? have you turned into a petaling jaya-ner? Well, at least something diff from Subang Parade eh? Hahaha!

Singapore? Why were you in Singapore?

I wikipedia-ed sugar glider and I literally screamed when I saw the picture. What the hell ash, its fucking scary ok! Why would you pick a scary animal lah? But the name Rooney is kinda cute, like the band. Not the football player. The football player is ugly. Oh.. now I see the connection there.

Wow, don't you think your relationship is going to fast? Like.. I mean. Rooney is like your child now. I mean if you guys break up (touch wood, bite tongue, slap self 5 times) who is going to get custody of Rooney? I mean.. that's something you should think about. Here, I'll email you my lawyers contact number, you will need to sign a pre-nup.

Aih. Yang si blonde dari kansas tu memang babi lah. Saya pun babi jugak lah. Kami bersetuju untuk entahlah, tapi kita berdua ni, tak ada lagi lah. Tapi kita masih 'mesra' laah hahahahahah, ew not in that way you perv but you get what I mean babe. You see, I'm the type where I would date a 'friend'. You know? I could never do the 'chasing' part and then hook up without going through at least a 'friend' phase?

Plus, I'm SO not ready to get into another relationship lah. My last one really consumed me. And to think about it, I feel like my relationship just ended but in fact its been almost a year. Its just because I feel so stuck and it took me such a long time to get over that fatty that it makes me feel like I 'just' got out of the relationship.

I'm not ready. Saya suka si blonde itu tapi, saya belum sedia to jump into another one. Tambahan pula, dia tu kat rumah dengan bekas teman wanita pun ada krisis. Something about keluarga ex dia tu dan keluarga dia amat rapat dia tu rasa guilty apatah lah. Ish. Lelaki seluruh dunia ni, tak kira kat Malaysia ke Amerika, semua sama. Haha, tapi saya tak berapa kisah kerana belum jatuh 'jatuh' untuk dia. Jatuh ada lah, tetapi belum 'jatuh' jatuh. You know what I mean hahaha.

I feel like tahun ni saya nak fokus on myself. Tahun ini memang susah kerana, this is the year aku mesti decide which college saya nak belajar in the future all. I am soooo blank about this. I don't even know what I like to do.

And yes, si blonde tu memang nerdy. Nerdy gila babi. Tapi aku ni, aku ni suka nerdy nerdy. You know me kaaan. Hahahah, aku suka lelaki yang bukan conventional. Lelaki yang bukan conventional keeps me on my toes lah. Tapi lelaki yang conventional tu saya suka pandang lah hahaha.

si blonde tuh, wah. Epitome of a nerd weih. Dia tuh suka main chess, dia tuh suka 'herpetology' iaitu study tentang reptilia lah. Dia tu suka NUMBERS the tv series. I couldn't find anything superficial in that ass, NOTHING. ZIPPY ZIP.

Look at me! I have superficiality tatooed across my forehead.

I'm celebrity-crazy, fashionista, luuxuryy-oriented person.
Budden, kita ni, memang click lah. Entah lah. Bagaimana.
Tuhan works dalam cara misteri. (mysterious ways)
alamak teruklah bm aku. Hahahhahah

I miss you, and home and baby.
and maybe Darren but whatever.

HOW is everybody?
Hows smellerson?

"Haweppy New Year!!"

2009-01-06T12:18:00.002+08:00

Its 2009 baby! Wooo!!! I had a not-so-good New Years. But I'm sure you had a blast. So how is Ney York with all the glitz and glamor? Were you at Times Square?

I went to the Curve with Chris and your brother and the rest of the RVN people. It was so pack omg. I was sticky and sweaty. Imagine that and multiply it by hundreds and hundreds of people.

And then there's the psychopatic can spray sprayers. They spray and they spray foam like people on crack. It was like a freaking war zone out there. You needed skills to dodge them. Yea. Skills. But as always I'm not fast enough or something. I got sprayed in the face, in the hair, at the back by random strangers. My hair after that was insane. It was ooey gooey and oily. Damn those idiot rempits. I hope their bikes explode.

I headed to singapore the next day. Omg I was so FREAKING tired man. I slept at 5 30 and woke up at 9 for a flight at 12 15. But I did shop... LIKE CRAZY! I was loaded with so many bags I was almost a hobo.

And where are you la!? New Years is over! You should be back in college by now! You leaver! You picked NY over me!

Anyway, updates on Rooney the sugar glider. He is small. Very small. Gone abit bigger. But still small. And he just pee-d on my arm. Shit nasty. It was warm and it trickled down my arm. Ok la I freaked. But who wouldn't right!? I mean if I urinated on you, will you not run away screaming? Same thing.

I expect updates from you soon missy. Owh yea forgot to mention mama kau rasa you punye awek Si Jackson tu sangat nerdy. I tak tau macam mana emak kau dapat peluang untuk lihat gambar dia. I pun nak la! Tapi orang bernerdy seksi kan? Dengan cermin mate mereka yang ada essense of nerd. I akan kahwin seorang nerd suatu hari nanti. Lihatlah.

Okay I love you sugar face! Be good in NYC!

"HO HO HO"

2008-12-25T19:55:00.003+08:00

Merry Christmas Dinie!!!

I love Christmas! Its Jesus' birthday yo. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

Okay so like, when do you plan to update this blog? I'm tired of reading my own post la you. Come back to me!!

Okay so since I've been back here, I've done nothing but bummed around and going out with Chris. I've introduced Chris to Baby and now everytime she talks to Chris she says "BYE BYE!". She also refers to Chris as poopoo man now. Its hilarious!

Owh Chris and I got a Sugar Glider yo. I KNOW! BIG STEP BIG STEP! Hahahah but omg is that thing the cutest little marsupial you'll ever find! It has this baby face and big boogie eyes that looks at you. He's less than a month old so he's practically still a baby. Damn adorable omg. I have to refrain myself from not squeezing it to death. Its a male btw and we decided to name him Rooney. Yes Rooney from Man United. It was Chris' suggestion. That explains his obssession over football. Hahaha. I just hope that it won't grow up looking like the real Rooney.

Wait. I kinda do. That would be some freaky shit.

How are you woman? I miss you la but you're not around oredy. Why la. New York damn fun is it?

I should not even be asking that question. I'm sorry. LOL.

Just update la k. I wanna know EVERYTHING! Did you get down and dirty with a hobo? Omg you did didn't you. Thats why you ain't updating. I wanna know where you stay, what you eat, which street you've been to. Basically I wanna freakin' know everything bout you in the Big Apple!

So tell ok!

I mish you smelly pants.

"Oi Where Awe You?!"

2008-12-17T18:56:00.002+08:00

Okay I know you're in NY and its the shit and hullabaloo and stuff, but come la and update me. I'm stuck in a less developed country while you're where all the celebs live. WHATS HAPPENING YO!

I've been home almost a week and all I've been doing is bumming at home and going out. I wanna go out MORE!

So so whats happening in the Big Apple?! You better take me there like you promised. I hate you when I know you;re having a wild time there. Omg la. I still can't believe you're there! Shit! Get me something ok.

Malaysia is same old same old. Nothing new. Its gloomy all the time and supremely hot when it is. It rains and stops and rains again. But omg I miss the food! Pan mee, kuey teow. Its orgasmic.

Darren's prom is tomorrow. He's got his black suit custom made. And his silver tie. His head looks small la wearing that. He went shopping with his prom date the other day! So cute la. Go shopping with your date. Masa untuk berbonding before you get down and jiggy. Its PROM! Its the time where all the wonderful and weird things happen. Like de-flowering one another. Next thing you know you're waking up in a fountain naked or something.

The Millenium Falcon turns 2 months this Friday. Buttttt Mr Chewbacca here got plans. Aiseh man. Its so hard to make time for the important people nowadays. Its ok I got myself. I go bersendirian with my Awe-Pod. It always has time for me.

Okay I'm gonna go look at my new dress. Its purrrty. Update ok! NYC is less awesome than me. Why Dina why?!?!?!

*tears shirt off*

ilubyoumuchomucho.

"Awe revoir Awestralia"

2008-12-12T17:31:00.002+08:00

For the time being la.

Yay dinie!! I'm leaving for home in like 4 hours!!! Wooo weee!!! Then my bumming duty begins until end jan.

Where you la! You dengan Si Jackson tu? Control yourself people! Omg oo oo dinie I just thought. You're like berdating using the American method now. Banyak bergroping dan berbumping. At least you can compare now. The diff between dating a Malaysian and an American. I can't. Chris dear don't be offended. You know we lub lub each other so yea. Cool. I lub lub you too dina! Bwahahha!!

Eh I damn scared of flying la. Its soooo eyeerrr. Summore the weather today like shit only. So gloomy. Drizzling and wet and moist. Urgh. Why cant it be nice and sunny!? With pretty birds and clouds in the sky?

You pray for me ok?! Ok ah. Good.

Next time I blog I'll be home yo! Woopie doopie! I'll kiss the ground for you.

I go do my check list now. Feels like I'm forgetting something.

Toodles darlin!

"HIEEEEEE!!!!"

2008-12-09T14:40:00.003+08:00

Sorry for the absense.

I did mention I have exams too right? And also my internet died for abit.

Yea well one more paper to go before FREEDOM!!!

I'm leaving on Friday. Can't wait! Eh stop rubbing it in la that you going NYC. I know la damn syok ok. I also wanna go la. But well I'm stuck with Melbourne (don't sympathize.. I love it here).

So how was your exams? Good? Sure good one la. My exams damn draggy wei. Like in a week I only got 2 papers. I got 4 subs. So two weeks. Damn suck right?!

Just got home from shopping for the family. Crazy man. You think shopping is fun but when its for the family its insane. I have no idea what to get them. I got my brother shoes, my mum a nice satin top and my sister a princess barbie with a pony.

She said she wanted a "princess toy". I asked her to specify she was like 'owh you know... just a princess toy..' those were her exact words ok. Like what! I search the whole departmental store for anything that resembles a princess but they don't have. So I narrowed my selection to either BRATZ ROCK "N" ROLL CHICK (omg the things they're calling the toys nowadays. Our time where got so fancy name one. Its either "barbie" or "doll") or some BARBIE PRINCESS CASTLE. I actually stood and stoned there for a long time deciding what she might like. So I just followed my guts and chose the barbie. With a horse. She better like it.

The whole store was filled with crazy kids pulling on their mother's sleeve begging her to get this toy la that toy la. So funny. Its like something we see in the movies. But this is like right before your eyes. HAHA! Poor mama.

So when I spoke to my brother, at first he said he wanted shoes. Then I was like ok cool a pair of shoes. So I got it. Then later on he said 'eh I want a bong'.

WTF.

A bong?! Jeez!

He wanted the one that looked like Homer Simpson. I asked him why he said coz its "cool". I have a bad feeling I'll get caught by the Malaysian immigration people. Die la. Hukuman mandatori wei. That ain't cool.

What do you usually get for dads? I mean I went everywhere! All expensive crap. Life's tough.

And whats with you people ganging up on me with subang parade. You, Zil and Chris. One day you see la. One U kena demolish I point and laugh. SP is not that bad ok. Damn upgraded now. Only the name abit dodgy la. But still! I grew up there. Cut that building some slack will ya?

Owh I bit my tongue. Yea sure everyone bites their tongue.. but this.... this ain't normal. I think something came out. Now its all big and blood clotty. Ewww. Man I have a good set of teeth. Bwahahha!!

I spoke to your momma the other day. She sounded surprise to her from me. Hahah. I actually wanted to speak to Zil bout the rent. Damn grown up wei I sound when I talk bout the rent. Its like stepping into adulthood! Woo!! AND AND!! I got mails being sent to me with my name on the front of the envelope! I'm a WOMAN now baby!

But coolness ends when you see the bill amount. Thank God for internet banking! I love it. And the debit card. What would I do without you!?

I miss you Apple Strudle.

Love you!

"Hawelo"

2008-12-08T10:25:00.002+08:00

You're gonna go back in a weeks time now aren't you?
Grr, everyone is going back.
Even my UWC friends from other places are going back home.

I can't.
I'm the furthest away from home and grrr.
I actually prefer to stay on here too,
I'm going to NYC mah.
Better than Malaysia ish.

I do miss Malaysian food like jeeznuts.
I miss it so much.
I wanna go back home just to eat the food.
And of course my family.
I miss my family.

And the fact that smelly is back home,
I wanna give him a huggies :(
I won't be able to see him in a very long time yknow.
And that includes you.

I'm back for summer next year, which is in June-Aug and thats in the middle of your school term. I hate this mashie. I really do :(
Porque? PORQUE?!

I'm surprised that you're all alone in Aussie and you didn't even update this blog :(
Rarrrrrr.
I just finished my exams, my final semester exam and that means I'm all good right now mwahahaha.
So yeah explains why I was MIA.
But now I'm back babyyy!

I'm gonna spend my New Years and Christmas in NY.
I am so awesomely excited you can't imagine.
I'm also going to New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Boston, Massachussetts.
I am so exciteddd (I just can't hide it)

Please call me when you're in Malaysia already.
ASH ITS UNFAIR
I wanan go back with you :(
I miss you pie.

I miss my family and my friends and my room and my bed and my house and my steviethetv and the Malaysian food and oh yes, The Curve & One U.
I know you miss your Subang Parade!

HAHAHAHAHHA
Oh God, that still cracks me up.

Tequiero mucho.

2 m(awe)re weeks baby!

2008-11-30T13:08:00.002+08:00

Girl you know I wish I was back home but sadly, I'm not. 2 More stinking weeks before I get to go home. I've moved into my new apartment which is Chris' old place btw and he..... CANCELED THE INTERNET!! BAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I don't like. So I gotta go all the way to my old shit place to use the internet.

Life sucks without internet. So its just me, one person, in a sixty-something square feet apartment... all alone. I'm surprise I've made it this long. One thing good though, you get to walk around the house.... naked! Its so fun wei omg! I pee with the door open now and I don't have to wrap the towel round my body anymore. I look at myself occasionally in the mirror and look at my boob boob and bum bum. Its round for shiznit. After awhile, it just gets boring. I miss Christopher. I miss biting and smacking his butt. I miss the pimple pinching. I see that smelly chewbacca everyday for months and suddenly..... nada. Nothing. Zit. I even resulted to asking Zil to turn back from the airport.

It so sad really. Ahhh I really wanna go home! Everyone else has gone home... even Shen Jin. My exams starts on Tuesday so I'm really just sitting at home and studying. Go me! I hate you for being able to witness snow. SNOW OMG! Falling-from-the-sky snow! And thanksgiving turkey. Wtf I want also.

I'll be sure to send my love to your family mmm-kay? When you gonna come home la? I miss us being obscene. Hahaha

Anywho, I'm gonna clean my stupid place (the old one). Its shitty enough I don't see why I have to clean it up summore.

I love you Dinie.

"Mawelaysia"

2008-11-29T23:09:00.002+08:00

The reason why you're not updating is because..

.. YOU'RE BACK IN MALAYSIA AREN'T YOU?!

I hate you :(
I miss home alot for these past 3-4 days.
Due to thanksgiving.

Say hi to baby for me please.
I miss baby so much.
And UPDATE for baby.

And give me parents a hug.
And kakak too.
Say hi to my room for me.
I miss my room.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHHH
*wails, cries and runs off naked*

"Happy Thanksgiving"

2008-11-28T08:16:00.002+08:00

I just ate a tawekey.
And I am haweppy.
Jackie O is in Texawese.
And I'm on campawese.
Awelone.

I was at my getaway family's place (its like a adopt-a-foreign-child programme thingy lah) for thanksgiving and it was bloody awesome. We had like the typical Thanksgiving dinner.

Turkey.
Stuffing,
Sweet potatoes.
Mash potatoes.
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie.

It was AWESOME.

Its snowing so heavily outside its crazyy!
Everything is so white and pretty and my boobs are shrinking.
Campus is empty coz everyone either went out of campus, out of NM to spend thanksgiving with their families or close friends.

I miss youu.

"Awemericans Boys"

2008-11-27T00:22:00.002+08:00

rVn c h r i s says: (8:32:06 PM)
sup

fardinafuad says: (8:32:24 PM)
sup my manizzle

fardinafuad says: (8:33:18 PM)
what crackalackin?

rVn c h r i s says: (8:33:23 PM)
hows jackson

rVn c h r i s says: (8:33:25 PM)
omg

rVn c h r i s says: (8:33:38 PM)
i hv 1 more paper 2moro

rVn c h r i s says: (8:33:39 PM)
and im done

rVn c h r i s says: (8:33:45 PM)
muahah

fardinafuad says: (8:33:50 PM)
dude dis be jackson

fardinafuad says: (8:34:02 PM)
muahah urself

fardinafuad says: (8:34:16 PM)
im from kansas son

rVn c h r i s says: (8:34:17 PM)
no, muahah you

rVn c h r i s says: (8:34:24 PM)
dont call me son

fardinafuad says: (8:34:35 PM)
excuse me son?

fardinafuad says: (8:34:43 PM)
dont be hatin

rVn c h r i s says: (8:34:43 PM)
i aint ur son boy

fardinafuad says: (8:34:52 PM)
ask yo momma, you mah son

rVn c h r i s says: (8:35:14 PM)
soo....where's fardina

fardinafuad says: (8:35:21 PM)
I'm sorry sweeeetie

Chris, I am so sorry. My friends, Americans to be exact are bunch of assholes.
They took over my MSN the other day and I'm SAWERY :(
For the record, that wasn't Jackson.
That's some American slang for ya.

"Sniff sniff.."

2008-11-21T09:08:00.003+08:00

Here's the utterly emotional video. No matter how far I am from you Dinie or how ugly and hairy I may become (like a lion), I am still one with YOU.

Feel like emo-ing ah? Nah.

Owh where's the secret secret!? I dah tunggu lama dah!

"Raaaarrr"

2008-11-21T00:20:00.002+08:00

Hey mashie,

remember you showed me on of the videos about some tiger/lion or something.
About this two dudes that took care of a baby cub and then it was released to the wild to grow up and they reunited and shit and the tiger/lion actually recognized the dudes.

Post that up!
I want to cry again.

"Sneezing Panda"

2008-11-20T22:11:00.002+08:00

THIS IS DARN FUNNY! I FREAKING LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF! LAUGH TILL I BLOODY CRIED OK.

"This What Came In My Email Today"

2008-11-20T06:07:00.002+08:00

FILM CREW ON CAMPUS

FILM ABOUT ARTIST GEORGIA O'KEEFE, STARRING JOAN ALLEN AND JEREMY IRONS.

FILM SET UP: WEDNESDAY, Nov. 19 (TODAY) THROUGH SUNDAY, Nov. 23
FILMING: MONDAY, Nov. 24 THROUGH WEDNESDAY, Nov. 26 FROM 3:00AM TO 12 MIDNIGHT OF NEXT WEEK

CLOSED AREAS ON CAMPUS FOR FILMING:
CASTLE LOBBY, ROUND ROOM, NEW MEXICO ROOM, CASTLE VERANDA

FOR CLASSES NEXT MONDAY-WEDNESDAY
ENTER AND EXIT CASTLE USING THE BACK CIRCULAR STAIRS, AND WALK QUIETLY THROUGH KOSCIUSKO

FOR DINING HALL NEXT MONDAY-WEDNESDAY
ENTER AND EXIT CASTLE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR THAT LEADS DIRECTLY INTO THE KITCHEN SERVING AREA
OR
ENTER AND EXIT CASTLE USING THE CASTLE DOOR DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM THE HEALTH CLINIC

YOU MAY LEAVE YOUR BACKPACKS AGAINST THE WALL IN THE DINING HALL

AUTOGRAPH AND SEMINAR TIME TO BE ARRANGED.
YOU MAY WATCH THE FILMING, BUT REMEMBER TO REMAIN QUIET.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS.

Linda Curtis
Dean of Students
United World College - USA
(505) 454-4219

A Hollywood film crew is on production in my fucking campus.
Joan Allen, I don't really care. But she's in real cool movies like Face Off and All 3 Bourne movies. She plays Nicolas Cage's wife in Face Off and an agent in the Bourne movies.

buuuttt.....

JEREMY IRONS LIKE HELLO!
Man in the IRON MASK!!!!
Kingdom Of Heaveeeen!

I thought I was dreaming when it was announced in assembly.
Micah&I starting holding each other and shrieking.
(we were the only ones)

but only because at that time I had a sudden mix up moment with Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. Its okay. It will do with Jeremy Irons.

Excuse my groupie Hollywood obsession.
AUTOGRAPHS, ANYBODY?! I need to go and buy a Jeremy Irons DVD pronto. Maybe FaceOff too. (I love that movie!)

ASHIEE I'M GONNA MEET A HOLLYWOOD ACTORRRRRRR WEEEEEEEEE
And congratulations. Millenium Falcon is now a month old :)
Happy for you guys.

By the way those pictures were awful.

"I am beautiful"

2008-11-19T10:07:00.005+08:00

This is me, being beautiful.

This is Chris, being beautiful too.

And together...

we be beautiful.

Today is me and Chris' one month. We go eat fancy shit at fancy place. Coz its the shiznit yo.

"Eh?"

2008-11-19T02:37:00.001+08:00

What's iChat ko?
Ko when you going back home ah?

Can you come to NYC for winter break? *sniff
You too mashie.

Screw Malaysia.
Come to New York!

The result.

2008-11-18T16:36:00.001+08:00

In case you guys are wondering how that photo session Ash had with Stesh went.

Anyway Dina, let's do that iChat thing. We can like pretend we're in Space.

"I'm Here"

2008-11-17T06:08:00.003+08:00

I'm currently doing my work right now,
but I couldn't resist to update as both my brother and you
updated haha.

Poor awebang!
I hate exams.
And the course I'm taking now has frequent exams which is damn fucking bullshit, and all the exams I take is important wtf. Every 2 weeks there's an exam ok. And the teachers like to put the exams anytime they want, so technically I have exams every week :(

Good luck abangeeee,
you'll do awesome like you always do.
Love youuuu

Back to mashie.
Seriously babe, Chewbecca&you are quite dysfunctional.
Body pimples and now red bull?
What are you guys, sick?

I know you will hate me for saying this, but I like red bull :)
Its sweet and it has that funky spunky taste that I dig.
On the plus side, yay it keeps you awake.
But for me its always the opposite.

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate, cold/warm milk and red bull MAKES ME SLEEP.
but me likey Red Bull hehe.

On the down side,
okaaay Red Bull may make you mandul but hey, I guess we found a another sexual contraceptive eh! Unlike pills and condoms and shit, this actually tastes good and gives you energy *winkwink

Don't worry baby, I never get FIFA too. I thought I could get away from the video game craze, like DOTA and FIFA and shit like that but no,

my college just set up a club.
The 'Counter Strike' club.
So you'll walk in and out of the dayrooms (common rooms in dormitories)
you'll be hearing gunshots and bomb explosions and,

"Lock and load"

RAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I still remember being at HELP Uni and this was an occasional problem because my close guys friends in HELP likes to visit the cybercafes to play stupid games like that. RAAAAARRRRRRR.

Oh by the way,
I'm well, unofficially bersama with Michael (Jackson). From now on we should call him MJ. And I shall be Lisa Marie Presley... or Elizabeth Taylor?

I know you're better at this things.
Give me and him a name?

Hahahaha. Well, you know my extremely eccentric taste in guys, don't you?

This particular guy is very tall and skinny,
he's from a fairly big town... in KANSAS,
extremely smart,
extremely funny,
yeah, I like him very much :)

He's weird in a way, like all guys I am particularly fond of.
He has this passion for something that I just don't get.
You're gonna laugh at this.

He has a passion for.....

snakes.

I'm like wtf and he's like WHAT?
And I'm like WHY? And he's like WHY NOT?
And he annoys me by telling me all the fucking species of snakes that he knows in their weird scientific names. He knows a whole lot on reptiles and it creeps me out haha but thats the side of him I phase out coz its so not cool. (Kansas has a lot of snakes wtf)

Other than that, he's a REALLY funny and cool guy,
and I know if you were to meet him, you'll actually like him.
Sense of humour, sama dengan I, so patut sama dengan you jugak :p

Oh yes, I know I obsess about this fact alot but I can't help myself.
HE IS ENAM BELAS TAHUN OK.
I can be charged for statutory rape.
He's a fucking minor wtf.

But if you were to compare him and I, (in a more global sense that is)
he would look 20 something and I would look 14.

I REALLY like him,
and we treat each other like how people do in a 'relationship',
but..

I feel like.
I'm not quite ready for another commitment.

For me, relationships are special and shit,
and I tend to get emotional, mentally and physically (don't be so dirty, I mean physical in a CLEAN way haha) invested in a relationship.
And I'm still so exhausted from my last (failed) relationship.

As ASIAN and WHAT-MY-MUMMY-AND-DADDY-WANTS-ME-TO-SAY as this may sound,
my studies are more important for me right now.
I mean, in a more general way,
I AM MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

As selfish as this sounds, but I've developed into that kind of person.
Hahaha. After my first terrible awful break-up with Sotong, it has turned me into a quite commitment-phobe.

Yes, I'm a CHANDLER.

Haih.
In a nutshell,

I'm just so lazy to be with a guy.
And I quote Facebook, "Its just complicated"-lah.

Hold me mashie.

randomness

2008-11-17T02:51:00.006+08:00

damn i look good yo

wah, mom still quite the thin

bracessss!!!!!(is that how u spell it?)

random

fawek. Im still bad at this shit.

Im awefully stressed now so i decided to drop a post.
hehe

Its 3 am now and i got tons of stuff to study.
actually thinking of going to a 24 hour diner to study.
free drinks and food.
haha.
awekie. Im done.

gotta go back and study.

gambarimasu

wish me luck

"I hate Red Bull"

2008-11-16T14:30:00.002+08:00

I will now bitch about Chris in this blog.

He has a terrible problem. No, its not drugs, or smoking or digging his nose(he does do it though), its his obsession with the stupid drink called Red Bull. You know it. I know. That drink has weird ass ingredients in it.
He's in his exam period now and studies almost every hour of every day. I don't blame him. He's a smart boy who wants good grades, HOORAY! I'm glad he's rajin and shit. But then, he gets tired. And when he gets tired, he will sometimes consume coffee or tea, if not this despicable drink. Urgh! And recently I found out from Shaun Previn that this drink will make you mandul, yes MANDUL. The incapability of having children for both men and women. This discovery was like a wave of awakening for me because now I know I will never drink this crap drink again. Yay! I can have babies before it was too late! Go me!

Chris on the other hand, he was like ok now I know that red bull is bad, I will only drink coffee or tea to regain my energy because nothing is worst than a man with a dysfunctional penis right? I mean, the ego and the manliness will just masuk longkang and flow to indah water right? WRONG! I told him 'Chris you shouldn't drink it. Didn't you hear what Shaun said?'
'Aiya just this once only la. I don't drink it so often also.'

He does. He does omg he does. BAH! He's not even having his exams now! He got two weeks break! Tired? Go sleep la! I just woke up from a nap and I feel refresh like what only. Nooooooo!! Its the other way round for Chris. This little chewbacca right here has no idea whats gonna happen to his little friend down there.
So fine I let him drink at least half a can. We debated and I thought since its already open, might as well let him drink half a can and then I'll drink the other half. Then I dozed off. Coz yea, I was darn tired la.

Guess what happened when I woke up?

The freaking red bull was nearly finished.
NEARLY FREAKING FINISHED!
WTF!?

I tell you la. I didn't know what to say anymore la. Obviously he wants to be mandul. So yea. whatever.

Anyho, enough bitching. Last night, I went over to your brother's place for dinner. He tried cooking your mum's famous nasi lemak. Stesh did most of the cooking though. Hahahah. It turned out alright. But the sambal was shit spicy. Omg la its like the inferno of hell in my mouth. But it was good, it was good. Salute to zillie who tried. After that Chris and Zillie proceeded to playing FIFA (I seriously dont understand this game la). They played for a dang long time while me and stesh cleaned up and later camwhored with the webcam that has like those funny special effects on it. Dang funny!
Suddenly, we got craving for ice cream. Yummness. But guess who couldn't peel their eyes off the tv screen? So me and stesh just left without trying anymore harder to convince them to leave coz their reply will always be '5 more mintues!! pls baby 5 more minutes!!'
Uh huh ok. Lets go stesh.
So two girls brisk walking as fast as we could to get to the ice cream parlor before it closed. Mind you, this was 11 15 at night. And it was windy and cold. Things were getting smaller in my body. And I didn't have a jacket on.

But we managed to get there in them! YAY ME AND STESHA! We were later joined by the FIFA fanatics la. Who can resist ice cream? Or perhaps they came for the sake of coming to avoid arguments. You know you know? But coolio, we got what we wanted! Gelato is this shiznit yo! I had ferrero roche and freddo's surprise. Omg orgasmic sial!

Where you baby?

"Ghin Khao"

2008-11-14T23:36:00.002+08:00

You want to be very strange things zillie. A ninja? Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Owh I love them! Especially the purple one.
Being disgusting is in our nature la. We can't contain ourselves. It bubbles out like diarrhoea. Join the club we won't judge you with your disgustingness. Give us your best shot wei.

Random title I know, its the name of the Thai restaurant I went for dinner today. With Chris and Shaun Previn and Alex and Wai Luen and alot more homosapiens I don't know. There was this one guy though that caught my attention. He was wearing a low cut purple V-neck t shirt and I can bet 100%, he was wearing freakin eyeliner. I was like errr... interesting...

Then I found out he pronounced zillie's name as 'Zero'.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
Darn funny la.

So like nothing much happened today. I have weird ass cramps now. I got my sungai merah. Dang uncomfortable la. I hate it everytime I get up, its feels like Niagra Falls down there. Sick. And Chris really wanted to see how period looks like so being the kind person I am, in order to expand his knowledge on women and menstruation, I showed him my pad. Yep, thats right. Now now I didn't throw it to him, not like you throwing your pad to your brothers without warning. I merely flashed for a nano second. Curious Chris. Should've seen the look on his face! BAHA!

Speaking of the Chewbacca, his obsession for futsal is indescribable. He adores that game ok. He loves futsal more than he loves flying the Millennium Falcon with me. He had a game today with your brother. It was from 4 - 6pm. Know what time he got ready?

12:45 pm

WTH?!

Whats up at your end sexy?

Er.

2008-11-14T21:57:00.002+08:00

I am starting to find you all a tad disgusting, and that is not awesome at all.

Did you guys know that I always wanted to be a ninja?

"Hawedy"

2008-11-13T19:10:00.003+08:00

You do know Princes Leia and Luke Skywalker are brother and sister right? When you said you'll be humping a few Luke Skywalkers along the way, I was like WTF?! Ewwww!!!! But Hans Solo and Princess Leia had something on la. Intergalactic romance yo. He showed Princess Leia around the Millennium Falcon after he pimped it up.

Your lecturer damn cool wei. I like those cool teachers. Boleh berbonding kut. I have the bitchiest gay teacher ever ok. Its not even funny anymore. At first, it was cool la like 'oh lookie here, a gay teacher. This shud be fun! Never had a gay teacher before!' but after a while it gets to you omg. He's so bitchy, he'll actually "whatever" you to your face! Not to me la, to my friend. But I heard and I was like wth is wrong with you la gay lord? No one in media likes him ok. I freakin despise that subject because of him. I can literally fall asleep in class. And this is media yo! Its suppose to be my 'thing'! Frustration gila babi.

Ahhhhh!!

So yea hey whats the secret you wanna tell me la! I cannot tahan already! What happened missy?

Me and Chris we were complimenting one another just now and I told him

"You are the sun in my sky"

He said..

"You are the moon in my night.....sky" HAHAHAHAHA WTH?

Me: "You are like the flea on my dog"

Chris: "You are like the flies in my rice"

WTH!? FLIES IN MY RICE!?
He got flies in his rice wei. Omg. And I am that fly. That maggoty thing.

Chris has limited romantic creativity. Its sweet and all but just darn funny la.

I miss you too Dinie. Alot alot. I am being reminded of you everyday. Its like when I tell lame jokes to my friends, they just stare at me like I'm an idiot, but I know when I'm with you, you'll actually laugh along with me eventhough its no where close to funny. You know me dina! And I miss you!!!
*rips clothes and beats chest*

And whats up with the bum bum? Can only fit into 3 pants!? You serious? Omg. I can still fit into my pants like but got like sisa sisa lemak sinking out from the sides its mortifying to look. Stop the carbs yo. And hit the gym.
Please oh please when we see each other again, we will not have transformed into that pic that I posted up. God no! I cannot imagine us reuniting unable to wrap our arms fully around each other due to fat blockage. I cannot wei. I think I'll kill myself and feed my body to the Africans.

I have a new hobby. And that is pinching the pimples from Chris' body. Its shit exciting wei! I get adrenaline rush from it. It feels so good to see the pimples twirl, not pop!, TWIRL! out from the pores. Some are like dried up and might take a little more effort to get it out but man when its finally out, its the most wonderful thing to witness. I even yelled out in excitement ok. Its orgasmic. I can't help it la. Its too dang good. But yea, Chris doesn't like it, but I can't leave the pimple there, undisturbed. It kills me.

You must think its some icky shit la but honey, try doing it on Jackson and you'll know what I mean.

Love you!

"What's the Dealio?"

2008-11-13T05:15:00.002+08:00

My Biology teacher is pretty young.
He's 30+ and acts like those surfer dudes yknow?

I still remember attending the first bio class and he was teaching somethingsomething abt mitochondria (an organelle in a living cell) and he was like, "SWEET!"

"I like Biology, SWEET!"
"Mitochondria produces energy---SWEET!"
"This happens and cause that to happen and thats why this happens----SWEET!"

I have my limits when it comes to American surfer dude slang.
It was funny at first now its annoying hahaha if you keep on hearing SWEET in class wtf.
And today, he said:

"So whats the dealio?"

And somehow that reminded me of you.
Hahahaha.

Its something you would say.
*sniff

I miss you mashiepot!

Anywho,
that picture that you previously posted up is the most disgusting picture I've ever seen. wtf mash! I nak muntah ok.
And I know which one is you. You're the one in black remember?
It was last year's Danielle's pool party.
Don't you remember? :p

And I was the one in green, hugging you.

I love that bathing suit,
looks so good on me. *flicks hair

from now on,
the Millennium Falcon represents your relationship with Christawepher,
you being Hans Solo (coz you're hotter duh) and whats-his-face being Chewbecca.

Just so you know,
at the beginning stage, the Millenium Falcon may always seem to fly smoothly.
Sometimes you can even get extra turbo power.
Along the way, you can even get to destroy the Death Star itself.

But when turbulence may seem like something you can't prevent anymore,
may even lead to the crashing of the Millenium Falcon,
but as you know, Princess Leia (me duh) will always be here for you.

I'll be busy humping many Luke Skywalkers on the way,
but I'll always have time for my Hans Solo, you.
And at any day, if you need me to,
I will destroy Chewbecca and his hairy ass.

Hehehhehe
babe I'm no kidding when I'm telling you my ass is getting fat lor.
I brought 10 pants here,
and now I can only fit into 3.

Because its SWEAT PANTS and one stretchy pair of denims.
But unfair!
I miss my toned, sexaaay cheerleading body :(

I want it back!
Give it to meeeeeeeeeeeee

"May the Fawerce be with You."

2008-11-10T19:50:00.005+08:00

I LITERALLY ROLLED ON THE FLOOR CRYING AND CLUTCHING MY STOMACH WHEN I READ YOUR POST! OMG THAT WAS SHIT FUNNY!

I almost made a mess of the carpet with my pee pee. I love you Dinie. I forgot when was the last time I actually had a good eye tearing, almost-released-urine laugh. That was the shiznit la. Seems like Chris has earned his new nickname. He will now be addressed as Chewbecca in this blog unless of course you're gonna ask me about the situation between him and me then I would rather you call him Chris coz its just DARN WEIRD LA to be asked about the relationship between me and a non-english speaking furry animal. Indeed, the Millennium Falcon can fly smoothly across the intergalactic space when the presence of the force is at hand.

Hun, you're not the only one thats gaining weight. And thats just sick la. I'm getting bigger in the area down under and I am shit scared how I'll turn out if I don't control myself. My ass and belly look like there's 2 other humans growing inside of me. And all this crap ultimately goes to your cheeks and give you freaking double chin, in my case MAYBE TRIPLE!! But it does make your boobs grow bigger though. At least when you run, it wobbles.. like jelly.

But this is disgusting la. Shit!

My belly is so fat, that when I walk pass the TV, 3 seasons of Friends have passed.
My belly is so fat, I show up on radar.
My belly is so fat, I use my belt to measure the Earth's equator.
My belly is so fat, I had to be baptized in Sea World.
My belly is so fat, that once when I went to one of the beaches to take a dive, another tsunami happened in Thailand.

I have so many double chins that when I look at you, its like I'm staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Here's a recent pic of me and my friends. I don't recognize which one is me anymore.

Thats how bad it is yo!

Yea I got tons of work too. And I am procrastinating. Darren's SPM tomorrow yo!

Suspense sial!
Iloveyoudinawinamina!

"I Awesomely Lawve My Braweder"

2008-11-10T16:14:00.002+08:00

I love you smells.
You possibly just embarrassed me in front of my whole school with that ridiculously ugly picture of me but I like it.

The words could have been better if there was more brain input in it (which was my bad, I so last minute with you and descriptions so vague) but its more than I could have ask.
Competition is tight!

I'm running against this Hong Kong guy.
I damn scared.
He so intimidating.

But if I pull an Edison Chen (naked pictures in inappropriate positions) on him,
he'll probably lose support.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh don't you love politics.
I love you, smellserson.
*sniffsniff

Ok backt o AShie,
I almost cried reading your post.
Wtf, damn random ok Chewbecca hahahahaha but I loved it.
I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
(I hate that lol bullshit)

Eh kalau cakap pasal lelaki dan detail detail kotor,
cakap bahasa melayu sepenuhnya la. Takut orang dari kolej saya baca,
boleh interpret sikit sikit tau. Ish, mereka boleh pecahkan kod rahsia kita ni!

If you're saying that your force between Chris&you is like Chewbecca and Hans Solo,
I know this is genuine. I'm so happy for you.
There is no force more powerful than the force between Chewbecca and Hans Solo.
As you know, flying the Millenium Falcon needs alot of force.

May the force be with you both for as long as you shall live.
Ok I just ruined Yoga's trademark line.

Sweetie, and something new happened which I have to tell you.
But I can't tell you in public :p

"I'm dating a guy 2 years older, you're dating a guy two years younger. We're meant to be Dinie. Its destiny."
Ashie, I just love you and the way you look at things lah.
Ynd fuck yeah, when I was 2 years old he was a fetus. thats kinda gross hahaha.

I really miss my brothers nowadays :(
and my mummy and daddy.
and kak siwen.

I gained alot of weight!
So much weight my ass has expanded.
It is so fat it needs its own zip code.
my ass is so fat that one day I wore yellow and someone yelled 'Taxi!'
my ass is so fat that my friend tried to walk around me she got lost.
my ass is so fat that when I stepped on a scale, it said 'to be continued'.

Ok enough of self criticising.

I need some love.
Gimme some love mashie!

I got so much work to do but as usual I;m laaaazy.
lawve you.

AweVote for Dina

2008-11-10T13:41:00.001+08:00

Vote for Dina
Originally uploaded by Fazil Fuad

Ok I just can't comprehend the play of words. anyway dina, this is your poster/ Not my best work but it was really late and I was really sleepy. It has all the Malaysian colors plus it has a nice photo of your cockface.

Hope you like it, love you.

"Aweeeeewwwwwww... Dina's in Laweveeeeeeeee"

2008-11-09T09:06:00.007+08:00

Yeala boys! Its so uncool when this awesome blog is not being awesomofied by the other awesome members! Jeezie...

Omg la Dina I hampir kencing dalam seluarku bila you kata you tengah dating budak berambut blonde. Hati saya macam terkeluar dari mulut yo. Like whoohoo!! Yea true, blondes are nasty but kalau you suka dia, I'm sure he's alright. Dating is the shiznit la yo! I love dating. Me and Chris berdating for abit damn friggin syok la wei. We tidak berofficial until like 2 months later la. We spent endless amount of time with each other. I see him everyday ok. But yet, I ain't tired of him. Kita ada force yang tidak dapat didefinisikan. Macam Hans Solo dan Chewbacca. I am Hans Solo, Chris, you can be that hairy bitch that makes those stupid noises.

Weeeekkkkkkk weeeekkkkkkkkk...

I am darn happy for you la but wtf is up with that text msg!? He has a teman wanita!? I tell you right, sometimes the boy's brain is being control by his penis. I ain't shittin you. First off right, eventhough things not working out between the two, must still settle matters before you find someone else right. I mean imagine his gf back home, all alone in the cold. Eh eh play hard to get ok. HAHAHAHA. Tease his white american ass.

Eh you salah la, I tak ingat Michael Jackson bila you sebut namanya. I ingat abang Miley Cyrus dalam tv series Hannah Montana. Abangnya bernama Jackson. Tapi dia annoying la. Which part of US is he from? I imagine him with a straw hat and chewing a piece of hay. He cute anot? Omg Dina is gonna have cute blonde babies.

Aku juga suka lelaki yang intelligent dan kelakar. Sangat syok yo. Boleh buat aku ketawa sampai perut sakit. Sudah lama kita tak jumpa lelaki macam ni tapi semua dah tukar la skrang. Dulu, you ada idiot tu yang selalu bagi you prob. I got that pig from hell who I just realised is darn ugly la. Omg I almost threw up when I saw his latest dp. Ewww like wtf. But dia quite muda kan? You pasti intentions dia betul tak? Jangan biar dia use you sampai you sesat hala tuju ah. Age doesn't matter I guess but its sick when you think bout it this way la: you're 2 years old and he's still a fetus. Omg the nasty!!! But hey, I'm dating a guy 2 years older, you're dating a guy two years younger. We're meant to be Dinie. Its destiny.

And who said I dun wanna hang out with you anymore la girl! I want la! We are suppose to meet up and bitch about the people we hate! You la! You take so long to update the blog, its YOU that dnt wanna hang out with me no more. Christawepher did not mistreat me. He only insulted me! He called me smelly!! And he said my butt damn smelly! And he took a picture of me while I was sleeping! And he thinks I'm lame at times. Grrrrrr you Chewbacca.

And what is up with people crying when Obama won la. You also! Aiyoyo.

Iloveyousugarpiehoneybunnydiniewinie.

"Awebama! Awebama! Awebama!"

2008-11-08T22:41:00.002+08:00

The Change we awesomely need.
I will tell my great grand children this:

I was there in the US,
to witness this historical moment.
Damn, his victory is beyond emotional for me lah.
I damn emotional. I cried ok. I cried more than my American friends somemore.

And abang, awesome attempt.
Very funny! Hahahahaha at least you tried!
Koko is a bitch. Very good try!
Update more lah weih.
Boring lah, always see either Ash or me only.
Fah.

So babe, hows it going with Christawepher?
He got mistreat you anot?
You need me to kick his fat ass anot?

He got touch you anywhere you don't wanna be touched anot?
My baby is dating fuzzome's friend.
So weird lah. My brother has known him forever, and I have known you like forever too.
Porque la porque?

I damn sad ok.
Now you would wanna hang out with my brother's friend's more than with me :(
Screw you!

Anywho,
saya tengah berdating sekarang.
BERDATING ok. Sangat cool kan? Definisi berdating too, macam banyak meluangkan masa bersama-sama, ada hala tuju lah tapi tidak ada komitmen. TAPI jangan ingat saya ni kawan dengan manfaat ya! (FWB - friends with benefits)

Aku tak akan sokong apatah percaya akan bullshit ni kawan dengan manfaat nih, adat orang Barat ish. Tapi idea tu memang convenient lah haahahh.

Tapi bukan.
Saya ni bukan kawan dengan manfaat.

Saya ni, 'berdating'.
Aku ni excited, maafkan aku. Kerana saya lama tak dengan pasangan lelaki yang lain, semenjak 2005 ok! Aku ni loyal. Aku tak pernah 'berdating. Jadi, layanlah dengan aku lah, kerana aku ni excited.

Lelaki tu warganegara Amerika.
Nama dia tuh old school; "Jackson" doh.
Sungguh Amerikan, geli gila.
Aku tahu, kamu akan panggil dia Michael Jackson kan?

Gosh, you're so predictable Mashie :p

Dulu, sebelum nih,
saya ada 'peraturan' dalam proses memilih lelaki sbg teman lah.
Peraturan tuh ada banyak lah tapi dlm top list tuh,
ada menyatakan:

Dina dilarang memilih teman lelaki yang dilahirkan selepas tahun 1990.

Dia tuh, lahir 1992 doh.
Aku tahu, aku ni paedophile gila.
Tapi sungguh click lah.
Macam, kimia tuh, tak boleh diresistkan lah.
Hahhahhhahhah.

Sekarang macam, persepsi aku dah tukar,
aku tak lagi mengambil berat 'umur' apabila memilih teman.
Lelaki kat sini lebih 'mature' dari yang kat rumah lah.
Sebab tu lah.

Tapi rambutnya dia tuh blonde.
Aku tahu kamu tak suka orang dgn rambut blonde.
Lelaki ni, dia tuh kelakar gila. 16 tahun, tapi gila babi dia intelligent gila aku tak faham mengapa. Macam dia tahu a little bit of everything lah.

Kamu tahu aku suka yang intelligent intelligent punya, kamu tahu lelaki yang aku suka ialah jenis yang tahu make me laugh.

Tapi here's the thing lah:
malam tuh kita tengok wayang.
Dia pegang tangan aku.
Aku gembira lah ----yay!

Tapi malam tu sendiri, dia text aku,
kata "jangan beritahu sesiapa apa yang jadi malam ni. aku ni 'confused'"

Aku nih wtf kan right.
Lepas tu aku found out, dia ada teman wanita back kat rumah.
Babi. Dia cakap lah, long distance tuh tak working out for him lah.
Dan dia tuh juga suka aku lah.

Tapi dia perlukan masa untuk 'berfikir' supaya dia boleh membuat keputusan yang betul. Ish.

Tapi aku nih, ok lah apa-apa lah.
Aku tak berapa attached kpd die emotionally.
So, whatever lah.
We're chilling in the holiday inn right now.

loveyoumashiepie.

And can you tell Christawepher to change his msn nickname!
its still mashie, and ONLY I CAN CALL YOU THAT REMEMBER!

RRRRRRR, you RIPOFF CHRISTAAWPHER WOO

"AWEBAMANATION YO!"

2008-11-06T19:30:00.003+08:00

Obama is friggin awesome. No wait. AWEbama is friggin awesome! Woo wee!! I'm darn glad he won. That old ass McCain can take his weird talking Palin woman and go jump. They're darn annoying la. And bloody aggressive too. I mean, have you seen them during the debate?! Its like they think they're all that 'omg I rock this world people'. Puh-leez!

But yea Obama won, so IN YOUR FACE Y'ALL!

I'm in the lib and I was just bored and outta no where, I saw a picture of Obama on the front cover of a newspaper as I was walking to my table. Its fated that I mention him tonight in this awesome blog. And because he's mentioned in our blog, he is officially Awesome.

Now back to my essay.

In the words of the awesome newly elected president of the United States of America,

"YES WE CAN!"

I can so finish my essay. Yes I can!

"Aweoiii..."

2008-11-03T19:54:00.003+08:00

Ooii!

Why is this blog becoming like a ghost blog again?

Consistency people consistency. Because I am SOOOO "free", I expect you all to do the same :P

Bite me yo.

"One Hawendred Post Yo!!"

2008-11-01T18:57:00.002+08:00

We've reached out one hawendred post!!! I'm damn proud of this la. Come come group hug!!

*virtual hug*

Ahhh there we go.. HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN YO!! My favourite festive season! All the crazy horror flicks starts popping out like measles. I'm blogging from the home of Christawepher Woo while he plays FIFA(the constant repitition of the sentence 'oh my god!!' is unimaginable I tell you) with Fuzzome. Hahah so i'm like quietly sitting behind them typing away.. wooooo.... So whats the dillio people!? Omg awebang, I'm friggin happy that you decided to post something. And it was bloody hilarious how you tried to awesomofied every word la. Dang hilarious wei! But good try good try.

Nothing new over here la except I'm under stress with my stupid essay thats due in 2 weeks. You would think research would be fun like how we see in movies. IT IS NOT PEOPLE. NO! You get exicted the first time then as time passes, it just drowns you in your own tears and sweat man wth. Makes you hate alot more people too. Your lecturer, you friend who finished it before you, the librarian who won't let you renew the damn book, the coffee dude who when you said NO cream he gave you MORE cream. Life just sucks when you're stressed out. I hate it. Bite my subang jaya ass Socrates just bite me! Dang it!

Apart from me being all miserable and crap, howwa you? Anything new? Owh me and chris are planning to watch The Shining. Supposedly its some dang good horror movie. We were supposed to watch it last night as a Halloween thing but the movie took so long to download and mr christawepher here wanted to study. And we're not watching it tonight either coz chris wants to watch football. So I guess its tomorrow unless he plans to go on a scientific mission to the planet Soror or something.

Christawepher here wants me to STUDY! Jeez can you believe it?! He nerds himself up and tries to influence me. Controlling. JEEZ!! Yes I'm in the mood to diss chris.

Ilaweveyouyabbadabbadoodiniewinie.

awebang in the hawse(house)!

2008-10-29T20:26:00.002+08:00

haha.

Awebang is bawerd(bored)

So awebang decided to write a pawest(post)

But awebang has a big presentation tomorrow.

so baweye(bye) from Awebang for now.

fawk, i suck at this.

aweeeEee..

"Stupid dead fat man"

2008-10-29T10:47:00.005+08:00

a.k.a Socrates(Sawecrates). I'm so sick of him la omg. I'm doing this history essay on him and its due very soon. VERY SOON! And being the smart girl I am, I haven't got enough isi to write about. And thennnnnn... I have a drama performance to prepare for. Another omg. This is some stupid solo performance la. I'm dang scared! *freaks out*

How did you economics test go? Was it easy as lemon pie?

Yea Christawepher was damn sad when you bullied him wei. I saw, with my own two eyes, him rolling on his bed taking the covers and pulling it over his head going, "EEEE WHY DINA BULLY MEEEE??????!!!!!!" *continuous rolling* "WHYYYYYY!!!!"

I kena pujuk dia ok. Susah tau.

That night for dinner he brought me go eat some Indonesian food. Not bad la. Right behind his place. That restaurant has the most misleading choice of names for their food. Here's one:

Sop Buntut.

What the shitty shitty bang bang is that? Ass soup?! Errr.. no thanks! Not for me!

Owh another one:

Jus Gembira.

This sounds DANG WRONG. Happy juice!? What kinda juice is happy?! The first thought that came to my mind was man juice being squirted into a cups and mixing it in with bandung coz the drink was pink la and bandung is pink right. So I was like 'owh shit. this is darn sick wei.' Whoever is slaving behind there with his man juice should consider suing the owner la. Poor guy. He might run out and never get to squirt again. EVER. This is freakin' serious yo. He must look like a raisin all dried up and juiceless. So you can forget bout me ever trying one of em ass soup or happy juice. Owh and there's another place near the indon restaurant that has dishes called 'assam laksa raksasa' (WHAT THE HELL!? HAHAHAHA!!) and 'milo godzilla' (OWH DON'T DRINK THAT MILO, GODZILLA DUN LIKE!). Dang weird la. Why can't they give their dishes simple and straight to the point names. They go beat around the bush make customers like me confuse eh. I also dunno what to order. I'll have to brainstorm whether Godzilla or Raksasa is better at ass whoppin' then only can decide. Jeezie weezie it ain't eazzeeee.

Owh hey its Dawerren's birthday today! He's 17!! Big boyy very the big boy. Then soon, he'll be able to drive. Whoa ho! Can you imagine my brother behind the wheel?! Rampage la! Road kill rate increase by 10%. Lots of late nights with chicks, bringing chicks home, driving chicks around, chicks chicks chicks. *buk buk* (chicken sound). But its so sad that his birthday is two weeks before his SPM. Thats damn sad man. Lol.

Awebangee! Mana you?

Iloveyoudiniewiniewhattadilie.

"I'm DOOMED"

2008-10-28T01:39:00.003+08:00

I have an ecawenomics test in 40 minutes and I barely studied.
Fuck damn shit fuck whore bitch!

I'm sorry Christawepher if I hurt your feelings.
I didn't mean to.
Don't be upset with me ok?

HAHAHHAAHHAHA
'LAWEVE' as LOVE?
THATS FUCKING GENIUS!

Hahahahha omg la we are damn good in coming up with these type of stuff lah.
We're meant to be mashiepoo.

I love you.

Oh Awesome Brothers, where art thou?
Update la donkeys!

xoxo

"Christawepher.. HAHA"

2008-10-27T18:24:00.002+08:00

OMG THATS FREAKING BRILLIANT LA. CHRISTAWEPHER. We seem to be able to come up with anything using the word awesome. We rock owh yea we rock.

Whats the dillio with you and Wen Ken's body la omg. You like it ah? You got a glimpse of it and now you fantasize about it? Sorry la if I got Chris instead. I can still tell you how his bod is like la. I take pics for you ok. I post on the blog. Then maybe you'll change your mind bout Wen Ken. Hahahaha!! Now Chris calling me player wei. Whats the deal with that!? You la, call me playa first. Now he ikut. Chris you copy cat! I'll email you the whole story.

I felt damn touched la when you say you'll castrate him if he doesn't take care of me. I felt the love radiating thru the comp. A heat wave of awesome love. I shall call it 'laweve' (love). If anyone dares hurt you also, and I happen to know him, I'll freaking boil his balls in chicken stock and feed it to my dogs ok. We girls must look out for each other hor hor? Protect ourselves from the pigs of hell. They shall be destroyed. But Chris actually quite funny la. I like eh. Funny people gets me going. Coz we all know I can't shut up myself. Now I got someone to humour me. Go get yourself a candyman la Dinie. Go pick one of Zillie's friends. I think Wen Ken got gf already la so you'd just have to settle for another alternative. Zillie's friends not too bad looking what. I help you run the interview.

Yaya, make it a routine to keep this blog going. I check it everyday la. Almost as desperate as you checking your mails every 5 mins. Haha you're dang cute la. Lol.

I'm off to pulpify my brain now.

I lub you alot alot!!

*Owh yea, Darren's birthday on the 29th!!

"I Can't Believe You're With Christawepher"

2008-10-27T15:26:00.002+08:00

I'm sorry, somebody must bitch slap me back to reality.
You're together with my brother's friend!
That's surreal.

REALLY.

And btw ko,
if you are reading this,
we are suppose to talk via this blog (unless its something personal)
so we can update each other on life!

I like emails, but since we have this blog WHY NOT!
And ABANG where are youu?!

UNHAPPY ok UNHAPPY!

Anywho HELLO CHRISTAWEPHER!
That will be your name from now on.
And so you know, if you break my best friend's heart,
I will kick your face with my bekas ketua pasukan sorak legs okay.

And I will call all my Africano friends to beat the shit out of you.
Then,

I will castrate you.

The FUNNY thing is,

I'm. Not. Kidding.

On a lighter note, I am sincerely happy for you both and I won't deny that I didn't see this coming, coz I did. Though I kinda hoped Ashie hooked up with Wen Ken instead so she can give me the dirty details about Ken's body..

.. budden its youu, so. Whatever lah right.

HEHE :D

Ashiemashiepoo, you are gonna tell me the whole process on how you fell for this dude here and you can even diss him abit, so email me lah if you don't want people to read hehehe. I check my email every 5 minutes here, so yeah.

I'll try my very best updating this every night.
If I make it a routine, I'll probably stick to it better.
Sorry lah babe.

loveyou

"S-awe-p"

2008-10-27T09:50:00.003+08:00

Pronounced as sup'. Whats up yo?

Your Christopher Woo? I believe Mr Christopher 'McWoomy' Woo belongs to me babe. Don't take him away from me! Go get your own McSomething. I bet Chris' head sedang kembang now. Down bubba!

I'm glad you survived the Grand Canyon. I've lost a few friends to it. NO LA! HAHAHA I'm abit off la now. Coz I feel high. Just finished media class which btw, is one of the boringest crap lecture ever.. except that we get to see boobies and nudity in class la. And sex too! Ahh the joy of being in a country with minimal censorship.

Yes girl you own 'Mashie'. Just like how I own 'Dinie'. Only respond to me mmm-kay? If anyone else calls you Dinie I'm gonna scratch their eyes out. Even if he is some hot brunette.. which I will not give a damn about. I think Fuzzy kinda did all the telling off for you. Coz he too said that he's the only one that can call me ash mash. I love how you guys fight for my undivided attention! HAHAHA!! I meant to tell you bout Chris la but you disappeared for so long ok. I was like damn excited la. Couldn't control myself and then I remembered you're having some odd relationship with the mountains and the trees and the birds and the bees.. so I sad sad. Yea I did manage to squeeze my way into the DJ cult didn't I? Hahahaha! Unintentionally of course. But not to say I so rapat rapat with them also. But don't angry. I know you want me. Bay-beh.

I'm sure McWoomy will take good care of me. He took care of me when I was sick yo! I had a fever and he helped bring it down. Nurse Woo. I achoo achoo in front of him then the next day he kena fever as well. Then being the nice person I am, I looked after him. Don't you feel like getting sick now Dinie? I sponge you. Ooooo sexayyy. As I sponge you, we sing Unchained Melody. Eh I ain't no player la! The only time I go party is when your brother ajak me, if not I just sit home. Sit home and play with my pig. Remember my pig, Chwis? Yea. Oinkers!

Omg you actually remembered I saw Wen Ken on the cruise? Ahhahaha! Yea that was awkward. And Mr Giant Teddy Bear never was and never will be la. Its some stupid spur of the moment thing. You do know Heng Joon reads this blog right? I still talk to him often on msn. He freaking shaved his head omg wth. He's a tutor now can you imagine?! Haha!

Halloween's coming yo! I bet your college is gonna do something thats the shiznit yo. I love Halloween la. Too bad I'll be sitting at home doing my stupid essay. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I wanna go trick-or-treating. Share your candy with me ok. Even if I am all the way on the other side of the world. Halloween is the day Trinity is holding their prom. Damn weird right? I've only been her for 4 months and already they're having a prom. WTH? Its actually meant for the feb intake students and we July students are forced to merge to make some stupid occasion happen. And the best part is, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET OUR OWN PROM! How stupid does that sound!? And their reason? BECAUSE THE STUDENT COUNCIL NO CASH. They're freakin' charging us $92 for tickets! 92 SMACKERS! That's like robbery! So stupid la. But whatever, I don't need no damn prom. I'll make my own prom. And it's gonna be cooler smooler. I like. Owh and I bought a nice spring dress! Wee!! Its awesome dawesome smaesome!

Eh call me sometimes la. I dunno when to call you lar coz the time difference so big. I wanna hear your whacked up voice la! Ish I can't wait till you come home. I'm gonna suffocate you with love. Love like no other baby!

Fuzzy finally posted something right?! Omg man I nearly died reading his first ever words on this blog. Its so emo man. Can enter Guinness. Now we wait. Yet again for maybe another 5 months. Where's Awebangee's post la? You said he'll be more active than Fuzzy? I miss him too la.

Love ya sugar butt!

*Darren's SPM in 15 days.. WOOT!

"I'm Sawery"

2008-10-27T08:08:00.000+08:00

(Oh I love the title hahahahahaha)

If my brother updates, and I don't..

..you know there's something terribly wrong.

So sorry and yes babe I'm EIGHTEEEEEEEEN!
Its my birthday lah, don't la marah-marah me :(

Btw Grand Canyon was the shiznit.
(excuse the choice of words)

Well, it nearly killed me.
but I loved it anyways. It was one heck of an experience but if they would offer me to go again, I would say: "HELL NO"

It really tested me physically and mentally.
Seriously, I was pushed passed my limits, and I nearly died in that 'natural wonder' shithole. To date, that is gonna be one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life.
EVER.

I'm too lazy to post up pictures hehe, so go check out my facebook and stalk me. Browse through my photos, so you get an idea how Grand Canyon was for me and my other events at school as well.

I'm telling you this, because I do stalk you on Facebook and boy..
.. I know you are not telling me something VERY IMPORTANT.

Since I just spoke to you on MSN (a few nanoseconds ago), OMG YOU HOOKED UP WITH MY CHRISTOPHER WOOO?!

HAhahahahhah! Thats why lah my jaw-dropped bila I nampak his MSN nickname rVn Chris - mashie 19.10.08

At first, I was like PISSED coz WTF NOBODY ELSE CAN FUCKING CALL YOU MASHIE EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEE!

I'm seriously mashie baby, I own that word.
YOU TELL HIM YOU TELL HIM THAT or I'll kick his ass!

HOWEVER, after all the shock and the anger (jealousy), I'm really happy for you. I hope he takes real good care of you, and you found your way through our DJ circle. You whore.

And you know if he ever hurts your feelings, my brother will take care of his silly ass! I'm so excited for you sweetie :)

You have to tell me the whole process and shit. What happened to uhm teddy bear? HAHHAHA. Ashie in Aussie --- a playaaaaaaaaa!

I lub you lah.

I hope the bitch from hell is no longer on your mind!
Thats good lah babe.

As for me,
I'm enjoying myself in the yarn :)

Lots of interesting guys hehe.
Good looking ones too, but nah, looks are not that important for me.
As we all know.

Hahaha.

Abang and koko update more often lah!
This is the only place you can not 'control handsome' and 'control cool' and talk rubbishhh. I wanna know what abang is doing especially :( since he tak update his blog also. ISH

Oh btw I already have my American number.
So please text me ok!

505 301 4838

AT&T YO!

So you're the party party girl now hmm?
I see alot of Facebook pics of yours.

Its so cool that you're in my brother's circle of friends!
I wouldn't have known if you told me this 1 year ago!
Who would have thought!

You're such a playaa lah you.
Its so weird you have influence on all my sibling's friends and my own friends. Remember that time when alot of my guy friends were like ASHLIE IS SO HOT and I still think they still think that way hahaha (coz you are, sweetie!)

Even to an extent of messaging you!
Wuzzit one or two? I think it was two of em.
Hmmmm.

And then with Fuzzy's friends:
Remember Wen Ken? The guy you met on the cruise!
Hahahahahah he had a slight thing for you I think.
Then now, self explanatory. Mr. Woo HAHA

And then with Abang's friends!
HENG JOON remember?!

Ha-ha Funny lah funny :)

loveyou

"Zillie!"

2008-10-26T15:20:00.001+08:00

Omg Zillie I almost broke down when I saw your post.

First post ever... after 5 months!

Hallelujah!

Hmmm.

2008-10-26T10:49:00.003+08:00

Looks like my bitchfuck sister thinks she's just too damn cool for this blog.
I'm bored, so I just posted up this photo.

"Aweyoyo..."

2008-10-20T16:15:00.003+08:00

You still climbing the Grand Canyon ah girl? Long time no hear from you.

I'm facing mental degradation as we speak. I am bombarded with an essay and presentations this term. I only just started my second term la!! Why la Dina why. Trinity must hate me.

I damn stress now la. I spend hours in the library looking for sources and extracts from books about stupid Socrates. He's dead OMG! Why are we still bothering about him?! I see no use in this la. I think this is to just kill time. Like 'owh lookie here! Trinity students with nothing to do! Lets give them some work on dead people shall we? Should be fun? I LOVE MARKING ASSIGNMENTS FOR MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND WORK!!'

All must be dandy over at your side. Coz America is dandy. Dandy Awemerica. Owh yea I got something I wanna tell you. It's the news of the year! Yep yep. I happy. You would be happy too. And then when I tell you, you're mouth is gonna gawk in total awe, like a big O.

OOOOOO MG.

Ashlie this is the shiznit why didn't you tell me earlier?!

Coolio dillio.

Owh ada apa-apa update pasal you ngan Si hamsup tu? I rasa kan you kena hati-hati kalau you mendaki grand canyon. Pastikan dia tak pegang buntut you bila you sedang climb the mountain. After dia dari belakang.. oh oh.... time of his life wei. Perempuan punye asses merata-rata. Dia sengaja mendaki kat belakang you all, so dia boleh observe. Sick bastard. You tendang dia to his death kalau dia grope you.

Awebangee, where you eh? Post something la. The Fuads all missing wei! Fashlina angry ah. Me and Fuzzome are on a lookout for apartments. So difficult la. All so expensive. Owh and spring is here! But still effin cold sometimes. I wanna get a nice flowery spring dress and dance in meadows filled with daisies and sunflowers. Then fall down on the long grass. Everything here damn nice la. But sadly, I'm on a budget. So yea. Dang it.

I'm off for now! Toodles y'all!

"AwesomeDina turns Awesomely 18 & Awesomely LEGAL!!!"

2008-10-10T05:00:00.003+08:00

HEY OLDIE!

HAPPY AWESOME 18TH BIRTHDAY!!!!

Girlfriend, you're officially legal to go anything you want now!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!! 18 long years baby! You've lived almost two decades! Thats damn old la. HAHAHA.

Sadly I'm older. Eh actually good wat. HAHAHA

I wanted to wait till America moves into the 9th of October before I wished you because technically well, and I know you want me to say this, you're Miss America now. Ooo wave that torch of liberty. Happy happy I called you american right. Hahaha aiyo its 8 am over here la. I'm still damn tired so I ten to crap alot. So baby girl, you at the grand canyon already!? How's climbing up the mountains? Steep? Aww too bad. This is whatcha get when you plan to go to NY without ash mash. But you know what, its ok. I forgive you. In return you take me there next time.

So whatcha plan to do for your bday? Par-tay? Throw an awesome orgy dance? You're legal! You can sneak around... with ID. ID, thats such a cool word. Whatever it is la make sure ah Dinie, you don't do something stoopid like go off with some dude who tells you we can make passionate love in this club, in this club, in this club. When I say it, its fine coz heck girl, I'm awesome! No question. Jeezy. Owh and you're gonna tell me all about it! It hurts enough that I won't be there to celebrate you turning 18.

Owh remember the plan we said we'd do whenever there's like a special occasion? We said we'd wear our forever 21 tees, batman underwear and vincci shoes and webcam together gether. LETS DO THAT! It'll be awesome dawesome. We partay but using technology! I feel all excited already! Like a live beast wants to burst outta me! Haiyoyo woman. But I guess like this is your best birthday ever coz you're in the states. Thats the best place la to turn legal. I jealous. Eeee I don't friend you anymore. You la! Leave me then go have birthday so far away. Hmph! But just for today, since its your bday, I forgive you. After that, I merajuk again. Say nothing more.

I better go. I have class soon! I had a couple of minutes before I leave so I thought I'd come and wish my fav girl a happy awesome birthday. I'll come back and post post again. Ta!

"Fashlina awenvy you.."

2008-10-07T15:59:00.003+08:00

Are you seriously serious?!?!? You;re going to the big apple!? Omg la Dina I so wanna be you now. I jealous la! I wanna go New York also la!

I want souvenirs ok. I don't care what la. I want those 'I love NY' t shirts. Haiyo when you first told me you're going US right, I was like owh shit damn cool wei. US is like da bomb diggity. Ah nvm la I don't think she'll be going to the city also and even if she does must be like the nearest city where they have like donkeys as cabs or something. Now you tell me you going NY. Aiyoyo. I sooo wanna go there. Can you imagine all the things you're gonna see anot?! Like those big yellow cabs and the amazing billboards! Owh owh you might even like pass a celebrity having lunch or something. If you happen to meet Jennifer Aniston, you better bloody get an autograph for me ok. I don't care what danger you have to battle, Rachel is my favourite Friend. And then right, you steal the tissue she was wiping her mouth with. This will be my first entry of my archive of achievements.

You might even get to witness a public shooting! Like you know how it is people tend to get shot out of no where in the streets? Yea damn cool right if you happened to be there. Then you actually get to run like crazy like how we see in the movies. If you see some movie being filmed, I want you to walk into the background of of the scene, and WAVE!! holding a banner that says 'Ash&Dina is the shiznit'. We'll be international stars. Make sure the movie ain't chaplang or anything la. After we get some Raspberry award. Not funny not funny. Our blog ratings increase like 1 billion percent. Coolio.

Your birthday is coming girl. This is like the first birthday that you're not home kan? Aiyo I miss you la. Big girl already. 18 years old. You're almost legal to do anything you want wei! You can go clubbing, drink some alco, marry, bump and grind without feeling like an underage moron. Summore 18 in US is like being 21 in Msia. If people stop you from entering some club, wave your ID. Whatcha gonna do now bitch? Stop me? You can't I'm legal yo. But wth, you gonna climb the Grand Canyon?! Hahaha so Indiana Jones la. Or Lara Croft. Whichever you feel more awesome being. Then when you reach to the top of the cliff thingi, you get to like yawdle. You know the yorrrr deeeee leeee laayyyy heeee hooo!! sound the suspender wearing mountain people say? Yea that. Then maybe I can hear you from here! How awesome is that!? I'll climb on my roof top and yawdle back at you.

But like 12 hours drive just to get there is WTH!? Thats like. Half a day wei. In the bus. With people. Things get smelly after awhile. Especially someone with a body odour. Pee yooo! That sour-ish smell. Pastikan si hamsup tak duduk sebelah you ok. Nanti dia buat sesuate kat you bila you sedang tidur. I think you told me before one dude was staring at you while you were sleeping in your room before. Back home la. Eh damn freaky la. Why all the weird weird guys like you one? Jaga ah Dinie.

I just got home from the library. Damn tired la. My class finished at 5 today then I headed straight to the library after class. I smuggled in pearl tea. Bwahahaha I am a rebellion! But pearl tea is like no big deal la. Like who cares wtf? Yea so I rajin-rajin took out my books and sat down and inhale exhale inhale exhale before I go into deep 'I AM NERD' mode. So I was studying my literature then I proceeded to media and comm. Not bad not bad ashlie, good pace good pace, all within schedule, going as plan, I am so proud of you ashlie, keep going.

Then suddenly two korean students came and sat at the table next to me. Fine just continue studying. Then, they took out a bag of chips. Fine wtv just keep reading ashlie.

'KREEEEECCCCCKKKKKKCCCCCHHHH'

They opened their bag of chips. I thought I was being rebellious with my pearl tea, this is like rambo on chip rampage. Damn loud wth!! So I looked(kinda stared) at them. So they started munching on their chips. After that there was a short period of silence. I damn happy la can concentrate again. Then another girl joined in. From where? I dunno. Omg. They started conversing in korean. Must be about the latest korean drama or something la then I realised there were talking about chips coz they were looking at the bag. Their whisper wasn't a whisper, more like 3 people suffering from asthma attack trying to communicate with each other. At this point I damn pissed off already la. This is SILENT STUDYING ZONE. But I guess they don't give a rat's ass about it. Then korean guy and korean girl started cuddling... in front of me. Felt like throwing the encyclopedia of ancient egypt that was on my desk.

I might be going back dec 12 with my friend if I can. My mum sounded damn excited when she heard. She said she might wanna come in Nov to see me. I got exam!! Maybe she'll come with your mum. But this is all talk only la. Nothing has been decided

Gonna go ta pau some food now. I'm famished.

Owh yea before I forget, I also did good for my environment project!! I got 9.5/10! Yay I'm so happy. I'm getting my literature back tomorrow. Now this, I'm afraid. Stress la stress.

Whats up at your end?

"You are so faweking funny"

2008-10-06T12:26:00.002+08:00

GOOD LUCK DARREN FOR SPM :D
Study hard you slacker.

Aiyoh mashiepoo,
I really laughed out loud reading out your posts :)

I lub you.
I wish you could come here and school with me and we could gawk and throw ourselves on American/foreign boys eh? You like latino? You like Asian? You like Africano? You like European?

Semua pun ada.
Asalkan bukan dari negara lapar.
Ish benci gila babi bangang macauhai cibai.

Aiyoh I tell you these boys ah, my brothers including your brother semua useless one I tell you. Ask them to do something, also cannot.
Keeping in touch with their baby sister and awesomeashlie pun tak nak.

Fashlina Fuad Cahaya Puteri Intan?!
HAHAHHAHHAHAHA you know your malay names now don't you.
Hahaha Cahaya Puteri Intan;
thats freaking malay weih hahahhahhahhaaa I love you Ash omg sudden pain.

I miss you :(

You don't freaking look Indon weih!
What the helll.
Are they freaking stupid/blind?!
Who said we look like cousins?

Baby, of course lah, we selama-lamanya.
Me and youuuuuu together selama-laaaamaaaanyaaaaaaaaaaa :)
Ash&Dina, has already become a household name (for me and you lah hehe)

Its synonymous, you cannot say one name without thinking about the other :)
I lub you.
I have our 'Awesome Ash&Dina' frame thingy I made in Thailand on the head of my bed,
so everyone that comes in my room can see it and I always see it every morning and night. So technically, you're always with me sweetie, although you're millions of miles away :( :(

My 18th birthday is coming!
And I'll be at the Grand Canyon on an expedition.
Wtf.

I'll be spending my legal days climbing steeeeeeeeep rocky mountains and camping in cacti infested deserts :(
while carrying a backpack which is 1/2 my body weight.
No kidding!

I'll get to swim in the Colarado river! How cool is that?!
I'm pretty excited about Grand Canyon. I'm leaving this Wednesday morning;
at 4am. Grand Canyon is in Arizona, New Mexico's neighbouring state.

Freaking TWELVE hours drive.
And I always complain when my dad suggests to drive back to Penang :(
I REALISE IT NOW DAD AND IM SORRY

Anywho,
you're going back for winter right?
Back home, back to Malaysia, back to your parents, your home, your Subang Jaya, your Subang Parade, back to baby, back to MALAYSIAN FOOD, your friends, your everything :( :( :(

... without me.

I won't be going home.
I'll be staying here, at this part of the world.

But here's the thing.
You may have the company of your friends&family which you miss oh so dearly,
and the good malasysian food and the 24 hours mamak...

but so what if your mamak is 24 hours,
they say the city (which I'm going to) never sleeps.

YES BABY.
YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT.

YES YES YES YES

HAHAHAHAHAH

YES I AM!

I AM GOING TO NEW YORK CITYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Rockafella Centre, Broadway, Times Square, Statue of Liberty, MANHATTAN!, Upper East Manhattan!, THE HUGE CHRISTMAS TREEE (always mentioned in Friends), THE FALLING BALL DURING NEW YEARS (always mentioned in Friends), Music City Hall, Greenwich Village,

Gossip Girl,

Friends,

Sex&The City,

I am going to THE CITY.
THE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seriously, its like a fucking dream come true and I'm so fucking excited I cry myself to sleep thinking abt it no kidding hahahahah.

The best best of the bestest part is:
On the last week of winter,
That will be during christmas day til after new year january 4th,
I'll be staying FOR FREE at Marriott Hotel IN MANHATTAN NYC.

A luxury hotel in NYC -_-
WHAT THE FUZZZ OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

(my friend's parents are sponsorinnggggg :D:D:D:D:D)

I'm so excited lah omg.
NEW YORK CITY!

I'm going to be one of those people standing outside in Times Square begging to go up to the MTV TRL shows! Hahhahhhaha

Who knows I'll bump into the Gossip Girl cast while they're filming!

I can go visit the Sept 11 site!
I can go on top of the Empire States Building where the famous Sleepless in Seattle movie was shot (one of my favourite romance movies of all time)

CENTRAL PARK!

NEW YORK CITY,
almost 1/2 of all Hollywood movies are shot there hahaha.
And I get to backtrack Carrie Bradshaw's STEPS in NEW YORK CITY OMG I AM SO EXCITEDDDDD

It would only be so much better,
if only I could bring my whole family along,
and you.

Oh mashie.
I'm gonna call you after Grand Canyon ok.
Will update one more time before I leave.

"(Awe)Daylight Savings"

2008-10-06T10:16:00.003+08:00

Australia is officially an hour ahead of time now. So now I'm what?, 15 hours ahead of you. Woooo thats alot yo. Live in the future baby. Yea.

Aiyo Awebangee loves me too much that he can't even tell the difference between me and his own sister. We must really be like BFFFFFFFFFFs in order for him to jumble it up hor? He hasn't made his awesome debut yet! Awebangee! Where's your post la! Be active dude, active!

WHY ARE WE WAITING.. WHY ARE WE WAITING..

I'm like so thrilled when you called me a Fuad. I've been Fuad-dersise! I should change my name to Fashlina Fuad Cahaya Putri Intan binti Ahmad Fuad. Fuyoo. Eh fuyoo starts with F also. The 'Fuyoo Fuads'. Eh cool wei. Like the Incredibles only more mat rempit-ish.

You know here right, people think I'm Indon. Wth is up with that? Do I look indon to you dinie? Some people who I meet for the first time is under the impression that I am Malay/Indon. And they all thought I was your cousin. Cheh wah dinie, we're meant to be together forever la. Don't fight it Dinie, be steady. Hush child hush.

I think I'm getting bigger. Horizontally. Its showing la. My face, my thighs, my belly. Butt and boobies grow bigger not so bad la at least can be like oo sexy I like but thighs and belly!? Wth!? I cry wei.

I've been telling Darren time and time again to update the blog for supergirl and he's always going 'okok' but then what happened!? Ish, good help is so hard to find nowadays. I miss the random stuff she craps about. So funny la. I remember this quote from her, "Do you think I can kanchewa while I can kung fu?" HAHAHAAHA!! Omg hilarious la I still laugh to myself whenever I think about it. My sister is funny wei. Score! I get credit coz I taught her how to be funny. Go me!

Hanya kadang kala I cakap BM kat sini la. Dengan kawan-kawan msia aku. Tapi BM mereka pelik sikit la. Ada loghat Inggeris. Macam kawan aku dari sekolah international, dia bertutur macam tak pernah cakap BM sebelum ni. Tapi dia cina. Like what the neraka kan? I hanya cakap dalam BM kalau I nak bagi tau rahsia kepada kawan I la. Lebih selamat I rasa. Kalau orang putih tau kita cakap pasal dia, mereka akan sepak buntut kita. Sepak puas-puas sampai tak leh pergi tandas lagi. Hidup lebih susah hor. Pergi toilet kan essential?

Setiap kali you cakap pasal orang lapar tu kan, I rasa lebih marah kat dia la. Eh jom kita hantarkannya emel. Ingat tak anal intruder? Hah jom la kita gunakan acc itu! Lepas itu, kita hantarkan hate mail kat dia. Kita guna bahasa kasar dari mula sampai habis. Tapi you pastikan si gagak tu tak tau macam mana nak trace siapa yang hantarkan emel itu ah. Nanti you dalam bahaya. Macam filem Eagle Eye. Komputer raksasa. Takut giler.

You can never turn a gay boy straight. Its like Gay 101. Once you're gay, you don't look back. Even if the girl is like uber hot. Like 'I can fry an egg on her ass' hot. But good la he thinks you're cute. Even when its not in the sexual manner. Why must he say asian la! Racist! Wanna fight is it?

I'm so proud of you for getting an A for all your subjects! B for Spanish is ok wat! Plus, you're new to the subject so thats fine! For your present I belanja you makan when we get home. Remind ok. After I say you con me or something. LOL. My hols here just over la. Omg. Wake up early again. The next hols will be in dec. Thats when I go home. So looongggg.

I must start budgeting already. Spent alot during the hols. Whats a girl to do right? Holidays = good time. Other than that, I'm dandy over here. Oo I'm quite annoyed with one of my friends la whose been bugging me thru my hols. Like some whiny dude la he. He so emo. I finally met up with him for coffee, he came LATE! LATE! Not by 5, 10 minutes no no.. friggin half an hour ok! I wait until I can't wait anymore. So I left and went shopping then later I came back la. I where got so mean one. He also speaks with a fake accent ok. Like its so fake it makes Pamela Anderson's boob job look real. 17 years in msia and 5 months in aussie. See the huge contrast!? You know how aussies pronouce their yea right? Its like dragged and just diff la. And he pronouce shopping as showping. With the accent also. Like wth. Dude. I'm malaysian, you're malaysian. We speak with la's and wei's and hor's. He unperky-fies me.

Brother's SPM is next month!

Jeng jeng jeng!!!

"Awebangee Can't Tell The Awesome Differences Between Awesome Ash&Dina"

2008-10-04T06:57:00.003+08:00

UH HELLO AWEBANGEE,
you have to refer to the bottom left of a post to see who is writing!
If you read this blog quite often, then you would be able to tell apart Ash&I without even having to read who wrote it but why lah!

That was so Ashie lah.

I'm so excited hehehhee
HELLO ABANGEEEE :D

I mish you so much.
And technically this is like the NEW F BLOG,
with Ashlie because technically she's a Fuad.
We can keep contact with each other!
And write rubbish hehehehehe

Me, Ash, you, Fuzzome koko and baby Danielle the great super girl!

I think Darren feels left out. Should we invite him, Ashie? :p

... NAH!

But he is suppose to update for baby but he never also schtoopid boy wtf.

I love the fact that we can come up with the most creative titles and names and phrases with the word Awesome.

HAHAHA HAPPY RAWEYA!

Aiyoh Ash, me and you sama one lah.
Sense of humour also sama one.
Wtf.

Btw Ashlie kamu punya BM sangat power yah!
Kamu ada cakap BM kat Australia ke?
Saya betul-betul nak bunuh dia. Saya rasa dia masih baca blog ini.
Oleh sebab komuniti saya ni kecik giler, saya selalu jumpa dia.

Saya lakon tak nampak die die lakon tak nampak aku,
lantak lah!
Hari tu die pergi bilik Msian senior saya, dia pergi 'tikam belakang aku' kepada saya punya senior. Bodo gila babi bangang.

Senior aku best, dia marah lelaki bodoh hodoh tu.

Oh aku sayang senior aku :)

Dia pun bodoh. Nak cari kawan untuk mengumpat aku, die pergi kepada senior saya yang sangat rapat dengan saya, yang juga bencikan dia.

BODOH GILA. ORANG NEGARA LAPAR BOLEH BAKAR DI NERAKA

Okay kembali ke bahasa orang putih.

I know;
back in Malaysia you never really had that situation with the guy you like is actually gay thing. Coz the guys in Malaysia are ugly, and the ugly guys are always straight, so you never had that problem. And the minority 1% good looking ones, are well, GAY!
And the 0.2% non gay good looking ones, are either retarded, crazy or TAKEN.

So, that's Malaysia.

But here in my school, I won't say US, coz technically my college ain't the typical college,

its like..

haih I don't know lah, as you can see I am so disappointed, ish.

And that day was damn funny because,
I was sitting in the library doing my work.
And then THE CUTE GAY GUY came and walk passed me and then he stopped and just stared at me lah.

I was like, YES I MADE HIM STRAIGHT (coz I'm like awesomely hot rigghht)

He then walked up to me gave me a hug and a pinch on the cheek and went,
"YOU'RE SUCH A CUTE ASIAN"

in the most flamboyant (gayyest) voice ever. I'm no kidding.
And when he said that, he had that hand flapping gesture thing that transexuals/gay/fags/homo always do.

Omg turn off giler.
His voice suddenly turned damn feminine also wtf.
I damn sad now ish.

Oh btw,
I found your Si Gagak Boleh Pergi Mati post awefucking hilarious!
I actually laughed out loud when I read that.
Oh boy Mashiepot,
you always know how to make my day hehehe

Besides cute gay boys and bodohsipukimakmahaimacheebai itu,
everything is going well here :)

I did really well for my tests here,
I got all As except for Spanish which I got a B for :( :( :(

I'm suppose to be AWESOME at Spanish!
(the Mis Tres Hermanas days. REMEMBER?)

I was doing my mathematics higher level test right (the most advanced math subject in my course lah). It was a 10 question paper. (but it was further broken down to (a)(b) then (i)(ii) so technically more than that lah)

I was ONLY at my 3rd question when the Hong Ki's (Hong Kong people) packed up and passed up their paper.
I WAS LIKE WTF.

PRESSURE PRESSURE GILA
I was the only Asian left there :(

Kiasu I tell you!
People expect alot from Asians here and I damn stress lor.

I'm going LOCO ASh, LOCO I TELL YOU! (see, my Spanish good what!)

Apparently for my Spanish test right,
there was this question that asked,

"Do you teach Spanish?" in Spanish lah

And I answered:

"No, I can speak Spanish"

IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION!

Ok enough of me.
How are you guys?

"Awehoy Abangee!!"

2008-10-02T10:03:00.002+08:00

Hie hie Abang!

Welcome aboard our awesome domain!

You were added because we think you are awesome.. and also because we miss you la. So long no cakap-cakap already.

Before anything else, make sure abang, you update this blog whenever you can. Please don't pull a Fuzzome ok. Fuzzy made Dinie sad because he never update. I damn sad also. I thought he liked us. I bet he don't even read the blog.

=(

I miss you la abangee!

Moving on. This question is essential la. We asked Zillie this when he first joined but he never reply. See la. Whatever happened to loyalty?

So Abang,
do you wanna make love in this club,
in this club,
in this club?
(you are required to answer this question)

I wurve you Abangee!!

"Selamat Hari Raweya"

2008-10-01T17:09:00.003+08:00

Hey Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Dinie!!

And to Fuzzome and Abangee too..

How you celebrating raya over there? Cook rendang for those whities la. If you can. Kekeke. I miss your mama's rendang la. There were so good omg. I look forward to the raya open house you guys throw because I know baby, there's that incredible owh-so-delicious rendang.

You betul-betul marah si kotek kecil itu ah? Dengan bahasa-bahasa kasar? Woolamak I amat bangga dengan you eh. Jom kita high five sekarang. Yeah! Kita masih akan berbitching tentang dia lagi tapi dalam bahasa lain la. Kekeke.

The blondie you like is GAY!? Oh shit! Seriously. Omg Dina, no I've never fallen for anyone who turned out to be gay but like I can imagine how you must feel. He must me smoking hot right? Because we all know there is no such thing as STRAIGHT smoking hot guys. Yes? They're just to good to be true la. Its ok baby, you'll find others. Do a background check first. You better make sure he likes girls. When you see a hot dude next time you flash him a picture of some naked chick and if he goes "fooo.... *groans*" then heads to the bathroom, you know he ain't gay. So yea, equip yourself with a picture of some woman.... naked. Helps clarify things, no?

Yeah we should add Abangee to our awesome dawesome blogsome!! Sure he'll update the blog right? Whats his email add? I miss him la!

Tell me k. I wurve you sugar.

I actually have the urge to go to the library. Whats wrong with me la.

Check out what I did to Fuzzome's little detail box. Haha!

"Happy Awedilfitri"

2008-09-30T14:49:00.002+08:00

Happy raya, Ash!
It's hari raya :)

Carnival!
How fun.

Eh whats going on with you and Chris ah?
Ah? Ah? Ah?

He contacted me the other day heh heh heh.
In private ok I tell you.

Actually right, you can set this blog to private.
Since you're the admin, only you have the power to do that.
I don't.

Mm, just play around with the settings,
read the instructions, then you'll know how to go around it lah.
This blog is private/public, will definitely be up to you :)

And Fuzzy never did blog here.
I damn angry.
We should erase him from this blog!

Anywho,
invite abang! I know abang will update more than Fuzzy!
Go to 'invite members' or something in the settings, and then go invite abang.
Play around with the blog settings, than you'll know how to do stuff lah.

Have you ever had a crush on someone...

.... who turned out to be GAY?

I have.
And it fucking sucks :(

Yes, he likes men.
The worst part is:

being in a room, with him flirting with another guy.

I'm.
so.
sad.

Hold me.

Have all the good/sane/good looking/talented/smart men turned gay?

"Saya ingin cekik lelaki itu sampai dia mati"

2008-09-30T14:39:00.002+08:00

Ish geramnyer aku!
Sikit lagi, aku akan bash dia punya kepala ke dinding,
kerat dia punya batang,
tikam badan dia secara berterusan dan mencabut kedua-dua belah biji matanya.

Pukimak,
die memang buat aku naik angin.

Dia pandai email aku,
boss aku around,
suruh saya padamkan ni padamkan tu.

Aku tak tahan aku reply die punya email dengan kata-kata yang extreme.
Ibufucker pun ada,
kata 4 abjad itu diguna dengan kerap,
setiap ayat mesti at least ada satu.

Aku mengakhiri emel itu dengan 'Jauhi *kata 4 abjad* dari aku atau aku akan *kata 4 abjad* bunuh kamu.

Selepas tu die reply,
'terima kasih'.

Gila betul si bangang *kata 4 abjad* pengotor babi pukimak cheebai bodoh bodoh bodoh lelaki bangang babi poyo sohai mahai.

AKU BENCI DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BENCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Sabar Dina, sabar.
Sabar.
Perlu meditation.

*tarik nafas*

"Royal Melbourne Show... Awesomedawesome"

2008-09-29T21:46:00.004+08:00

Whatever la I'm damn bored now so I'll just blog another post despite the other one this morning.

I forgot to tell you about the Royal Melbourne Show that your kor kor took me to. It was awesome dawesome yo. I felt like I was in Jojo's 'Baby Its You' music video. You know the one where she was like dancing around in a carnival like place? With that boyfriend of her's. Yea. That's me. Minus the boyfriend.

We took the train there. Bloody long train ride. It was in some isolated place and it was the LAST last stop. Last.

Then.. in bright and shiny lights, the sign greeted me.

'Hieeee Ashlieeeeee...'

I was already excited in the line waiting to buy the admission tickets. I was all clappity clap and bouncity bounce.

"Oooo I wanna ride that!! And that!"

"I want cotton candy and stuffed toys!!"

Gosh sometimes I forget I'm 18.

If I was even more high on excitement, I might just like khayal and imagine the whole carnival would just burst out into a musical to escort me through the gates. There were those game stalls everywhere. You know the one with all the stuffed toys you can win. Yep. I wanted to badly to win a toy, those huge huge one but we didn't really stop by and played any. Zillie did though. Some 'lets pull some strings' game. They hand you like a bunch of ropes and you start pulling the rope and see what toy comes out. Abit of a rip off la. But Zil won Stesh a cute cute omg so cute baby bugs bunny. I want eh. The teeth so big. Face also so big.

He also got her some cookie monster dolly. But I know (and Stesh confirmed this) that he wants it for himself. Hahaha. Cookie monster rocks. I don't blame him.

And no, I'm not left out on this 'lets get some stuff toy for people but leave ashlie out' department.

Chris got me a cute piggy! The one with a curly tail and a cute snout. ADORABLE OMG!! He told me he'd win me something but we didn't get the chance to play any games so yea, he bought it for me. But he had, JUST HAD TO mention that the pig was expensive. Thanks Chris, I so needed to know that. I feel bad la now. But as thanks, I named the piggy Chris. "Hie guys have you met my pig Chris?" HAHA!

Anywho, there were so many crazy adrenaline pumping rides at that place. It was madness! Like woot woot! Fuzzy and the others sat on this crazy ass ride. It sat 8 people and it'll swing you all way up and leave u there then swing you back down OWH WAIT!!.. not before giving you the somersault of your life.. in MID AIR! Geez. I respect them. Haahaha your brother was cursing 200 feet up high. Came down shouting "WHAT THE FCCCCCUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKK!!!!!!"

K la so I skipped the first ride coz I was mortified. Then I thought, 'hmm I guess I should try the next ride.. its an amusement park-ish thing c'mon ashlie'. The ride I sat on spun you while bringing you high up then dropping you while you're still spinning. At first, from far I was like this is some children's ride la. I see some people sitting on that ride like stoning only. So I figured, I'd have no problem. Boy was I wrong!

After the ride, the blood rushed to my hands and they just refused to cooperate with me. Hahaha I was dizzy like I was drunk or something. But quite syok la the ride. I enjoy.

Ooo and I did the most old fashioned thing ever... its soo traditional la. Its a must when coming to this sorta place. I bought COTTON CANDY!!! The pink one. So fun!! But $ 4 50 for one packet. Like WTH. You trying to rob me ah woman!? But for fun's sake, whatever la. Buy only.

And then.. JENG JENG JENG!! The one ride I swore to myself I'd never place my butt on, I did. You know the ride in sunway lagoon. The tomahawk. Yea the exact same one except this time its called the Hangover. It really lives up to its name. Hahaha. They were all chattering about how cool the hangover is and I was like 'dear Jesus, pls no I don't wanna ride this'.

BUT!! Chris and Stesh were like 'cmon ashlie!! come only!!" I turned to Chris and I said 'no Chris I'm sorry I can't do it. Its damn high wei! Look at it! It doesn't even have a cage that covers the seats just in case you fall! WHAT IF I DIE!?'

'Don't worry la ashlie. Nothing one. I sit next to you okay?'

So he bought me a ticket. Omg that means I have to actually ride it. I crossed the entry.. took off my shoes.. and sat on that icy cold seat. What the heck are you doing ashlie!? You can still get off if you want to.. but if you get off you have to pass by Chris and I assure you he ain't gonna let you go. He'll super glue your butt to the seat if he has to. Ok fine. Just sit this once and experience something new. No harm. You're young. Only 18. You would wanna tell this to your kids next time when they ask you about some weird crazy story. You wanna have something to tell them.. but what if the ride malfunctions and everything goes bezerk and halfway through the ride the seatbelts just went loose and you fall off and DIE!?

So I started clasping my hands together and I actually PRAYED. Okay thats how scared I was. I prayed! I prayed to lord almighty that I'll survive this ride. And it took them damn bloody long to secure the seat belt. I was beginning to think they'd forgotten about us. So I forced Chris to call the dude in charge of the ride to ask what the hell is going on. And then finally. The seat belts came down. Secure and fastened. It was damn scary ok. At the peak of the ride, we actually hung upside down for more than 10 seconds. I could feel the weight of my body pressing against the seatbelt. The worse thing that could happen then is for the seatbelt to decide and give way. No more awesome ashlie, or fuzzy or chris, or stesh and everyone else on that ride. But that ride was damn long ok. Like sejarah long. I got dizzy. Haha. At the beginning when the ride just took off, I could hear Chris having fun.

'WEEEEWOOOOO WOHOOOOO WOOOOO'

minutes later...

'...............'

And he actually thought I fainted during the ride! Omg how weak do you think I am Chris!? I was scared la but not like omg I'm fainting I'm fainting scared. HAHAH. Funny la.

But I'm proud of myself la for trying something new. (Thank you God for sparing my life I love you).

We didn't get to try all the rides although I was soo eager to ride the ferris wheel.. awww man..

The RMS was awesome dawesome. If you come here, I'll take you. If I can remember.

Bye Dinie Winie.

"Si Gagak Boleh Pergi Mati"

2008-09-29T09:58:00.001+08:00

Its gone. Untuk keselamatan kamu.

WTF!?

Apa hal dia la!? You bagi tau dia, dia tak berhak untuk baca blog kita. I boleh pilih siapa yang boleh baca dan siapa yang tak boleh baca kan? Macam mana?

Suruh dia ambil dia punya majalah lucah and gadis-gadis Jepun dan pergi merangkak ke dalam lubang dan menggembirakan diri sendiri.

I mahu post apa yang saya nak tulis dan dungu ni, budak hamsup ni, dia berani mancabar kami!? You and I are the ones that invented it, we kena report dia to like the komputer FBI. Kalau ada la.

Sekarang I rasa macam dia tahu segalanya. I nak post rahsia untuk bagi tahu you pun I tak berani sebab si hamsup ni. Kalau boleh, I blok dia. Easy peezy.

Kalau dia tegur you kat hallway atau canteen atau di mana-mana sahaja la, JANGAN LAYAN! Jangan senyum pun! Lebih baik you tunjuk dia the finger. Suruh dia pergi hump orang lain dan jangan kacau you.

If dia berani sentuh you Dina, you bagi tau I ok? I akan bagi tau kor kor Fuzzy. Dia dan kawan-kawannya(I juga) akan datang Amerika dan cabut bulu pubicnya. Atau benda yang lebih menakutkan. Letak si gagak ni di tengah-tengah padang jagung dan taruh madu atas badannya. Tunggu semut datang.

Pastikan you bagi tau I semua update mengenai gerak-gerinya. Kalau you rasa terancam, tolong bagi tau I ok? Aku risau ni. Kenapalah you jauh sangat? Susah la kalau ada apa-apa.

Take care of yourself. Dan ingat, jauhi diri daripada budak itu. Jangan layan dia.

"Hamba Dimaafkan.."

2008-09-24T11:25:00.003+08:00

I actually hear angels singing the hallelujah chorus for you have finally updated the blog.

Aww sweetie poo you know I can't be mad at you. I miss you too much to even worry about being mad. But yes you were absent for quite abit. And I was beginning to think this blog should be called "Ash&???'s Blog of Awesomeness". But thats alright!! You're here! I'm almost in tears! I miss you baby!

I thought you lupa I mah. I ingat you dengan kawan-kawan baru you, you tak mahu "hang out" dengan saya lagi. I rasa I tak "cool" untuk you lagi. Sakit hati tau.

Eh whats this about liking a blonde boy? Dina, we go for brunettes. BRUNETTES!

Or black.

Why is he a loser btw? Owh I know! You've been dropping him hints but he's like being oblivious to it. Guys can be so blur sometimes. There was this guy I had a crush on when I first came here. And I swear, could I BE anymore kind to someone? Geez, it got so difficult to get his attention that I just gave up. I was this close to be crowned the next Mother Teresa because of how nice I was to him. He doesn't know what he's missing... he didn't even know I liked him so it doesn't count I guess.

It's so cute right! Having this "crush crush" feeling all over again. Its been awhile since I last felt it. Your heart starts to flutter when you see the guy. And then you become all dorky.

Thats my curse Dina. It really is.

If I like a guy and he's all dreamy and swoony, I CANNOT be myself around him. No matter how hard I try to be normal, I'll end up being all geeky and I'll start talking really fast and I'll say stuff that don't make sense. Its so embarrassing!! The dude must think I'm some down syndrome child when I'm actually just hormonal.

And when he comes over to the table, I'll always make sure I look my best. I'll like straightened my hair and bring some forward and push some out of my face and then act like I don't notice him at all. So like in the movies right!? But yea, I don't have a crush on the dude anymore. Coz well, he's damn blur. If there was a stampede of naked girls running across him, he would only take notice an hour later. Yep, he's THAT SLOW.

And then there was this Brazilian guy I think I told you about. He had this thing for me. He's blonde too! Except dirty blonde. Not like bleach blonde. I dunno bout yours la . He had this practice where he would kiss girls on the cheeks whenever he sees them. And there was this one time where I was talking to him alot, I think he got the wrong message and assumed I liked him or something. EE! NO! And whenever he wanted to leave, he would come to me and kiss me so close to my mouth that if I were to twitch my head a lil bit, it would have become some "Brazilian make out session".

Now he's onto my friend's sister. Good luck hun!

Ooo imagine if you got it on with blonde boy. You'll like have cute babies who'll grow up to become blonde cheerleaders!

GO TEAM GO!! RA RA RA!!

Whats his name btw?

I can so guess the names of the two latino dudes.

Fernando and Pablo right?!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Okay mulai sekarang, kalau kita mahu berbitching mengenai benda-benda rahsia, kita converse dalam BM ok?

I ingat scarecrow dalam bahasa melayu is burung gagak kan? Tapi burung gagak is crow. Owh okok I know. "Burung gagak yang menakutkan". Lebih baik kan? Hahah. I belum bagi tahu you this yet tapi dulu kan, I think bout 2 weeks ago rasanya, si gagak ni dia bagi komen yang panjang lebar. Gila babi panjang ok. Macam novel "Meniti Kaca". So dia kata, dia bukan nak stalk you.

How to say stalk again in BM?

Biar aku Google.

Google tak guna la! Takpe.

Kita guna bahasa perancis. Stalk in perancis is tige.

Ok back to the cerita. Dia kata dia bukan nak tige you. Dia kata dia nak add you dalam "Bukumuka"(Facebook) so dia google nama you untuk cari nama penuh awak. WTF!? Itu kan tige!? Eh orang lapar ini, baik dia pergi jumpa kaunsellor. Kalau ada sesiapa yang kena rogol dekat kolej kamu, you tahu la siapa untuk cari.

Tapi komen yang dia tulis itu, I delete la. Terpaksa kan? Also, apa hal dia dengan orang Jepun?!

Jangun takut Dina. Sampai buah-buah engkau pun penyet. Macam mana you nak kejarkan blonde boy itu kalau boobies you tak ada?! Kalau flat macam pancake, tak syok la. Summore semua blonde girls di sana, payudara macam ada manusia dalamnya.

Baik you jaga diri daripada Si Gagak ni. Nanti dia cari gambar you dari internet, lepas tu dia tampal atas badan wanita-wanita yang bogel dalam majalah lucahnya so rupanya macam you yang bogel. EEEE!!!

When you say Mr Giant Teddy Bear, do you mean what I think you mean?!

Hahaha. He's k. Went out with them for supper last night. No no nothing happened although you would like it wouldn't you Dinie!? Yes you would!

There's a fun fair this Saturday and your brother has invited me to go! Wooo!!! Fun fair! I love fun fairs! Although I've never actually been to one. Hahaha! I can't wait to buy cotton candy, then ride the ferris wheel, the sit on the spinny spinny thing and throw pies at clowns and make them fall into the water! Whoo!!

It'll be a massive explosion of fun!

I wish you were here. We can fun fair together gether. I'm so bored! My hols is now and I really wanna go shop for new pair of heels. I don't have heels Dinie. Its like a fashion crime.

I hope you update the blog regularly as you just said. It'll be like the old times!!

I love you sexy.

"I Awepologise"

2008-09-22T16:00:00.002+08:00

I'm so sorry sweeeeetie.

I promise you, omg I know I've made so many thousand of promises,
but I promise you this one from now;
I'll update on a regular basis now.

HOW WHY?
Because I've finally settled in with my 'class schedule' so I know when I'm free and exactly when I can update this blog to keep in touch with my sweet beautiful crazy awesome good hearted (baik hati) pretty smart best of best best best friend of mine (sucking up to avoid ass kicking by you)

Who say I lupa you?
I think of you everyday ok.
The thing I got in Bangkok that says 'Awesome Ash&Dina' is hanging on the side of my bed, so everytime I wake up I see 'us'.

I so sad now you say I lupa you :(

Anywhobanywho,
I am gonna speak in Malay now because...

Saya benar-benar rasa lelaki yang beri komen itu dari kolej saya. Saya benar-benar takut. Takut sampai payudara pun penyet. Saya rasa dia google saya punya nama. WTF kan. Stalker betul lah. (Panggil stalker dlm bahasa melayu apa ya?) Saya cakap bhs melayu supaya 'mereka' iaitu kawan kolej saya, tidak kira psycho atau tidak psycho baca.

Saya nak berbitching tentang particular orang-orang ni (scarecrow dlm bahasa melayu orang orang ya! atau awak lebih prefer takutburung) kerana dia memang gila. GILA. Hari itu dia masuk bilik tengah hari (dayroom) ada benda jatuh. Kawan saya nampak, eeyerh bahan lucah orang Jepun!

Dia brave sangat bawa bahan lucah ke tempat awam. Betul kata awak. Apatah lagi dia dari negara 'LAPAR', dia memang lapar untuk seks. Lapar dengan seks dengan aku WTF EEYERH.

Apatah lagi dia berstalking aku di internet nih. Takut lah :(

Anywho,
I'm gonna post up pictures real soon and show you my friends,
my school and stuff :)

And you were so right abt meeting latinos with the names....

OH OH OH FUN FUN FUN!

Ok I want you to guess ok.
I'll give you 5 tries.

I have these two LATINO friends with real common latin/spanish names.
Guess those two names! I am very certain you will get it.
Coz you even mention it in this blog also ahahhhahahaahhaha
GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESSS :)

Oh oh oh I 'tipped' my first waitresssssss!
Its so weird not to have service tax and the fact that you could 'tip' how much you want is so freaking cool heeheehee.

Babe I love you and I'm sorry this blog died temporarily.
But now I promise you its alive.
I'm settled down with classes and there's no reason why I can't update this blog.

And oh yeah,
I never thought I say this,

but I have a (small teeny) crush on this particular loser American guy.
And he is a blonde.
So un-me.

Hahaha but lately, we both have been un-'us'.
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

HOWS MR GIANT TEDDY BEAR?!
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAAHHAHAHA

"BOO!"

2008-09-22T12:23:00.003+08:00

Ehemm.. G'day dear.

And how are we on this lovely day?

Speaking of lovely, I am sooooooo in love with the new Marc Jacobs' perfume!! Daisy. It smells so friggin good. I swear if I were to pass a woman on the streets wearing that perfume, I'd fall in love with her.

Its the holidays now and I have the biggest urge to splurge my money on clothes, shoes, make up, note books and things that make me happy. But I can't!!

How's things on your side? Still busy with whatever is it you're busy with? Must be one heck of an assignment.

hmm...

heehee..

MY APPENDIX IS GONNA BURST DINA!

UPGRADE THE BLOG NOW OR YOU MIGHT NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN!!!

I HEAR THE AMBULANCE COMING!!

*weeewooooweeeewoooo*

Fine then. Be that way. I'll see you then. IF I ever survive.

Remember your friend here, WHO HASN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, loves you vely vely much.

Au revoir mon cher!!

"Woi.."

2008-09-17T19:56:00.002+08:00

ACK. I saw two weird people on the tram today.

They were wearing almost nothing!! The girl was wearing her bra, panties, a set of paper wings and a mask. The guy was topless with paintings on his body. Also wearing a mask.

And yea, it was freezing outside.

The girl had her butt cheeks sagging out from her undies! Waltzing out in the streets half naked!

Mortifying. Whatever party they were heading to, better be damn good. Melbourne's so full of weird people. Everywhere I go, I bump into at least some authentic human being which scares me abit coz then I'm wondering, "Why am I always bumping into these weirdos?"

Maybe its a sign.

JENG JENG JENG!

Anyways, I'm so bloody bored now. I so wanna get out. Explore sikit. I'm in the mood to do something random. Living alone is tough. I long to chat with someone.

So now....

I'm reading this romance novel called "The Time Traveler's Wife".

My hols have begun. Everyone's leaving for home. What can I do? WHAT CAN I FREAKIN' DO!? Everyone's gone!!! Dammit.

I wanna talk to Zillie about the apartment thing but I hardly hear from him.

I need to engage myself in something productive, know?

Oo oo maybe I'll study.

And by the end of the hols, my brain would have increased in size and I'll know everything and ace in every exam.

Oh and I plan to get a hula hoop. I wanna hulala in my room. Get my tummy trimmed. Awesome dawesome.

I went to this departmental store today. I saw this DVD "The Tudors". And I was thinking to myself, '... hmm, this should be nice. Maybe I should get it'. It said on the box 28 bucks for the whole of season one. Ok la. 3 discs you know. But then I wanted to recheck the price coz you never know these tricky store people that loves pulling pranks on you. When you get to the cashier and they scanned it and it comes out some bloody idiotic price. You can't turn back can you!? Its like you're forced to buy it.

So I went hunting the entire store for a scanning machine and finally I found it. It was right under my nose the entire time.

Talk about being oblivious.

So, I scanned it happily. I was thinking about all the fun I could with this DVD. All the entertainment it will provide me when my friends are gone.

*TIIT*

$39.44

Fishcakes.

Ok la I go first. Update la woman.

Love you!

"HOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!"

2008-09-13T12:47:00.003+08:00

It is sooo freaking hot right now.

I'm sweating to no end!

Winter is almost over or maybe its already over except I don't know about it. Its sunny now. The leaves are in bloom again. And of all places to shine, the sun shines into my room.

Sweet.

So my projects are all done and all I have left is one literature exam. YAHOO! After that, 3 weeks of holiday!!

I went to the city yesterday(without wearing a jacket, just to emphasize on how warm its getting), and I bought a top from Supre and a new pair of sandals!!! Its awesome dawesome. I shall show it to you.... next time. Owh and I helped my friend pick out a pair of underwear for her boyfriend. That was by the far the weirdest shopping experience ever. Hahaha!! But hey it was Giorgio Armani. Grey colour. Lol. Okay stop stop.

Where have you been girl? Alot of work is it? Don't la until you neglect me!! :(

*emo*

You better have a perfectly good reason on why you've been absent lately little missy. I am not happy about this. I'll march over to UWC and make you blog then you know! Its not as awesome when you don't drop by occasionally.

OMG! I KNOW WHY!

YOU FORGOT WE HAVE A BLOG DIDN'T YOU!?!?

!@#$%^&*

I had a mini history test yesterday which was gruesome. I have never thought so much on how to start an essay before.

The topic was: What kind of man was Augustus?

You must support your examples with evidence from the text.

My brain just started going amok.

I've never met the dude. I wouldn't know! So yea whatever I just wrote that he was an awesome guy la. Very powerful and such.

Augustus is actually damn horny you know. He likes pain when he's..... yea. I watched the whole season of 'Rome' so thats how I know. EEEE!!

I should have mentioned it in the essay. A+!!

Anyho, I did my chores today. I'm so tired. Plus now its so bloody hot! I wanna pour ice all over myself and dive into a pool of ice cream.

Spring is here! I get to wear skirts again! YAY! I'm gonna burn all my long pants and have a bonfire. It was all I wore throughout winter. So boring la.

OWH YEAH! ONE MORE THING! PIG FROM HELL IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA NEXT YEAR! SHIT! HE GOT ACCEPTED LA DINA INTO A FEW UNIVERSITIES!

Damn it la Dina! I thought I escaped him you know. I can never seem to shake him off my back. Why can't he go to England or Germany or Scotland or even better, Antarctica. Why must he come where I am?!

I shall apply to US then. Get outta here. Haha.

Anywayz, I'm off to study my literature now.

Once again, UPDATE THE BLOG WOMAN! DON'T MAKE ME SAD!

I love you cupcake!

"Burung Tige"

2008-09-11T17:29:00.003+08:00

HA!

I delete pos dalam bahasa Inggeris! Sekarang I type dalam bahasa melayu pula.

Dia memang bodoh kan? Burung itu. Dia lupa kami fasih dalam bahasa lain.

Whatever la. I benci dia. I harap semua majalah lucahnya hangus dalam kebakaran besar.

Tapi until keselamatan you, I edit pos ni.

Jaga diri ok.

I wurve you.

"AshieMashie is StressieWessie"

2008-09-11T07:43:00.003+08:00

This is by far the busiest week of the term!!

Sooooooooo much work to do you know that precious!?

I got psychology presentation, environments and development project due tomorrow, literature exam on Monday, history materials to read, and an essay due today.

My brain ain't functioning right no more. It's all gooey..like goo.

I have to go to uni later to buy a USB thumbdrive. I swear I don't how those things function. I might get con of my money and I wouldn't even notice. I asked one of my friends to go get it for me in the city since he lives there but NOOOOO!!

He didn't even bothered telling me whether he got it or not. He said he would "check it out".

Check what out la!? Where's my bloody thumbdrive?! Geez, I'm so furious with him.

After literature exam, I've got my two weeks holiday!! It'll be the most rewarding thing I've gotten for the past 2 and a half months that I've been here. There's so many things I wanna do!!

I wanna get a dress! OOO OOO!! And nice heels! Thinking about it makes me happy. :D

Oh the other day, I went for an apartment inspection and I waited there along with 5 other people for the agent to show us the apartment.

First, she came late. Its ok. I heard she was from a meeting. No prob.

Then the most unprofessional thing an agent could do, she did. She forgot her damn swipe card thing to get into the building! GEEZ!! There were two elderly people there who got so pissed off and kinda stormed away. I was frustrated too la but I live opposite so I'm fine walking back. Today's the next inspection. Zillie is going instead coz I got class. So yeah. Hahaha.

Well dear I'm gonna go do my work now. Tons of crap to do.

My hair is slowly graying as we speak.

Sigh.

HAHAHA.

I love you!!

Muah muah muah muah!!

"OOII!!"

2008-09-08T22:19:00.002+08:00

Fardina Fuad!

Stop your partying this instance!

Update the blog la!!

Am I of no importance to you anymore?! Are the Dixie Chicks and Wisconsin Boy your new best friends now?!

We were supposed to talk to each other on the phone. 5 am your time and 9 pm my time remember?

Apa jadi?

You think you're too American for me already is it? Hahaha. I can be American-ish too you know. I'll go slut dance with some random guy.

Eh update la girl.

Remember we pinky promised we wouldn't let distance tear us apart?

And don't party too much dear. Things happen. Funny obnoxious things. Weird mind-blowing shenanigans. Things that when you wake in the morning you go "oh my god what the heck did I just do?!".

Yea those things. And don't let any guy meraba-raba you okay?

You step on his koo koo with your heels and rotate anti-clockwise. You must hear that "squishy queekkk" sound before you release. And if horny genki boy tries stalking you, you tell him you have a penis.

Just some advice from Momma Aussie.

I love you. You take care. And for the love of awesomeness, update the blog woman.

:D

"Awe-Letter"

2008-09-05T11:04:00.002+08:00

Hello darling.

I have a few minutes before I head to class so I decided to pop by.

I got a letter from home. From my friend. How old school is that?! Its so exciting to receive mails. Now with technology doing everything for us, no one really gets to experience the excitement and anticipation of receiving a nice paper letter.

I have to admit, when I held it in my hands, I felt all glowy and happy. LOL.

He wrote it by hand on a black paper with silver ink. Not only that eh, he wrote a poem.

He made it up. Didn't plagiarized at all. Not bad not bad.

Sensitive kan?

But don't go assuming things la k. He's just my friend. You've never met him.

Cool ey, I got a letter! Hahaha.

Come come, lets send each other letters. It'll be fun! We'll be pen-pals!! Haahahaha

Okay, gotta head for history class now.

Tata dear. I love you.

P/S: UWC treating you okay or not?

"Numero Numero"

2008-08-31T21:26:00.002+08:00

Dina dearest,

If you have a number that I can contact you on. Let me know. Soon.

I wanna call. Heeeeee....

I love you.

"Froot Loops"

2008-08-30T14:23:00.004+08:00

Lame joke 1:

How do toads fly?

By hoppercraft!

HAHAHAHA!!!

Lame joke 2:

What do lions say before they go hunting for food?

Let us prey.

KEKEKEKEKE

Lame joke 3:

Why do animals have fur coat?

Because they look silly in raincoats!!

HOHOHOHOHO

Lame joke 4:

Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

Because they are too hard to iron!!

I didn't know Froot Loops had ridiculously lame jokes. Yet, I still eat it.

I'm drinking tea while munching on a Kit Kat and some Arnott's biscuits. I'm feeling very English today. Cuppa tea?

I was recently talking to a friend back home and he told me that pig from hell got himself a mohawk. Oh my gawd.

Can you imagine him in a mohawk!? Dah lah he has like nose problem and his teeth are all crooked and stuff, now he goes and shave his hair off?!

That poor soul. He needs to talk to someone.

Anyho, how's UWC? Started class yet or are you still having orientation? My orientation was for two whole weeks! Two weeks of fun and freedom!

... then classes began.

Speaking of that, I have an exam coming up. Only one. Literature. Its on the 15th. Then after that TWO WHOLE WEEKS OF HOLIDAY!!

I'm studying Sonnet 18 all over again. I can never seem to escape this poem. But at least the stories I'm analysing are all award winning stories and not some Bukit Kepong scenario. God help me if I have to do the tema and persoalan again. Eeeee..

2 essays in 1 hour and 30 minutes. I'm scared! My mum wants me to go home for the hols. But you know its only 2 week and the air ticket is like four thousand ringgit. Not cheap la for just two weeks. If its a whole month then its a different story. Then she asked me whether I want her to go over there.

Ooooo.. I feel she misses me badly. Firstborn baby thousands of miles away. Awww mummy. I love you too.

I wanted to go jalan jalan today but its sooo gloomy outside that I just don't have the mood to step out. I wanna go Sportsgirl! Its been so long since I went there. I have not been buying anyting for almost 3 weeks okay. Thats like a bloody achievement. Applaud for me will you not?

*Applause*

Ahh thank you thank you.

There's gonna be a merdeka celebration here in Aussie. But you have to pay 20 dollars. Holy cow! I'm Malaysian. It should be for free! How much blood my ancestors spilled to defend the country and they're charging their cucu cicit 20 Aussie dollars!?

Owh no they didn't!

I know Fuzzy is going with his friends. Its at a bar. So yea. Another wild night for him. Maybe he'll get on the counter top and sing Negaraku or something.

I'm gonna do my stuff now. Smell you later!

I love love you sugarmama!

"Ni Awesome Hao!!"

2008-08-28T17:58:00.002+08:00

Ello!! Ni hao?

I'm eating spicy nasi goreng with sambal!! Sooo sedap!! *rub belly*

How you doing Dinie? Any more slut dancing since your last post?

Sorry about the other day, I was just feeling too depress to do anything. But when I saw you updated the blog, I just had to reply.

Here's the scoop.

Lately I've been feeling awful. I wish I knew why. I just feel like crap in the morning and then crappier at night. I think its depression la. Don't get me wrong, I'm not homesick or anything but I do feel lonely at times.

And I tell you, the feeling sucks so bad. I would rather sit with a homeless dude and spill my life stories rather than be alone. Yes it can go to that level. But I'm better now. I had to endure nights of it but I managed. The worse part was when I'm in the shower and the hot water is just running down my body and I'm stoning there thinking about stuff. The next thing I know, 5 minutes pass then only do I begin to clean myself. Its like a scene from some show like North Country or something where the woman reflects on her life after she'd been raped.

Damn scary.

The other day, I was this close to crying ok. Imagine me sitting on my bed and just staring at the floor and even though there were cars and ambulance zooming by, I hear nothing. Silence.

I thought I was becoming paranoid ok. I was sooo bloody moody in class. I had no desire to participate at all. Gosh, I'm so glad I'm better. If I ever feel that again, I think I'll hang myself.

Owh and I've never felt uglier in my entire life. I wake up to see this fugly girl looking back at me. Shit! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! AHHH!!! Omg Ashlie, when you grow old, you're gonna be so bloody hideous. You're not gonna get married. You're gonna grow old alone with 12 cats and you're gonna live in a house that smells of cabbage and socks.

Everyday is a bad hair day. I look as though I just wrestled a grizzly bear then got lost in the woods then fought my way through the bushes and then headed to class. I am so awesome.

Hold me sweetcakes!

Owh and today Melbourne Uni had stripping day! Students just started taking off their clothes and touched each other's privates! No form of clothing was left on. I swear if this happened in Malaysia, all these people would be put to death. On the spot! Guys were rubbing their faces on girls' boobies! And all this was taking place in front of people who were eating! Damn sick. If my parents knew this was happening, they'd probably pull me out of Trinity this instance.

Hahaha supreme awesomosity!

I love you honeybun!

"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

2008-08-26T20:42:00.002+08:00

OH MY GOD WOMAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE. YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN AMERICA!!

WOOOOOO!!!!!

And you're doing slutty sandwich dance with them! To survive in America, being a slut is essential. I ain't shitting you. Its like SURVIVAL 101: A SLUT'S GUIDE TO LIVING IN AMERICA.

That Wisconsin boy hot or not? He doesn't wear a straw hat and chew hay right? Hahaha damn gross! I swear to you Dina you're gonna be so Americanised, I won't even recognise you when you get back. And the whole calling lecturers by their first name thing is damn cool right!? Over here's the same. I feel like they're my buddies yo! But its sooo irritating when the old Malaysian habit kicks in. Its like "Teachhhhh....... Jo."

I'm happy you made new friends!! Bethany Dixon. Sounds like someone from the Dixie Chicks. Are you guys like the bitches of the college? Like little miss popular and whatever. Awesome la. Then you can like bully people like how you see in the movies.

And whats with this stalker guy?! God! Ewww! I feel annoyed by him! He sounds like someone who loves bondage. Thats so gross oh my gawd. If he bugs you, call 911! Its a real number there!! But might take them a while to get to you la.

I miss you Dina. I'm not at my best now. I feel kinda lonely and sad sometimes. I dunno why. Maybe its because I haven't been feeling well or maybe its something else but its sure as hell not the nicest feeling in the world. I've never felt so alone before.

Baby's birthday is tomorrow! Wooo and we're not there! :( I'll send her your love when I speak to her next time.

I'll update more when I feel better kay. I wurve you.

Muah!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

2008-08-25T02:58:00.005+08:00

Hello, hello hello hello ASHIE MASHIE DASHI FASHIEEEEE :D :D :D

I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvveeeee.
Holy moly smokes, I was damn scared ok in a foreign airport all alone wtf.
I was so afraid coz everyone spoke Cantonese (I transitted in HK) and yeahhhh, IM SO HAPPYYYYYY.

I am currenly now in my IT centre, or tech centre whatever lah, using the computer. I haven't ordered my MAC yet oh shit, but once I do I'll upload pictures and TELL YOU ALL MY STORIES AND EXPERIENCES HERE OMG I LOVE YOU

I miss you so much Ash and I promise you I'll upodate this blog regularly.
I was actually online the other day, but I had very little time to blog coz I had an hour before my next orientation event thingymajiggie and so I just checked my email and spammed my friend's facebooks.

OMG I love it here.
The place is so beautiful.
SO BEAUTIFUL. Ok I know New Mexico is like wtf, nobody knows shit abt this place but, my college is so FREAKING ULU, I love it.

PICTURES OKAY SOON!

The people here are amazing. AMAZING. I don't know how to explain how they are amazing, but omglah, they are so different, so original, so. I don't know lah, its just so comfortable.

My college is really small, so EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY whhich is really cool.
Staff, administrators, teachers, students EVERYONE KNOWS EACH OTHER and we call each other by the first name.

I'm still not over the very malaysian, "Teacher" phase. You know when you automatically call a lecturer/teacher, "TEACHER".

hahahahah, yeaaah. I really love it here, so you don't have to worry. Its pretty intense. i had my first US COLLEGE PARTY. As in really. WILD. people were grinding up against each other. Girls were sandwiched between guys and table top dancing! The guys were taking off their shirts!

Thank God my campus is an alcohol prohibited zone, so iamgine if there were to be alco there, the girls would've probably taken off their clothes too.

I gotta admit, at first I was like WTF, but then this sweet American boy frm Wisconsin ask me to dance (US definition of dance: GRIND UP AGAINST ME SUGAR MAMA) and apparently he is from like the country country so we both also like brand new to this things (he tells me likes to listen to country music and he hates hip hop wtf). We ended up dancing the whole night, and please don't tell this to my mum but:

I'v never been so slutty with a guy I don't really know.

Ouch.
YEAH I ADMITTED IT THERE!

but apparently it felt (embarassingly I admit) comfortable because there. were. sluttier. girls.

I'm serious! Hahahahah, it was a very sexually charged party hahahha, but its like whatever we're dancing not like we're gonna have sex after this kinda thing so it was alright hahaha.

I feel so ugly here. I'm serious. My college has girls from ALL OVER THE WORLD, and I gotta admit, I feel damn ugly here. The girls here are SO PRETTY. Deep set eyes, perfect figure, sharp features, omg blue/green/grey eyes. Perfect.

I'm good friends with an American girl, she's my roomie, her name is Bethany Dixon. I have a close group of friends, girlies which are from Belgium, Denmark and Finland. I know I click so well with Scandinavians!

Their names are Tina, Mia and Milla. Absolutely cool people. NICEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET seriously.

I have so many friends I wanna tell you abt I can't wait but I think its more suitable if I got pictures to go along with it!

Hahahahahahhaa, I will tell you more abt it soon.
I miss you, and I miss everybody at home!

Oh I missed baby's birthday party, and I feel so blue.
but I already gave here a teeny present, you know the one that I made for you, the AWESOMEASHLIE thingy? I made one for her too, with her name on it and a hello kitty stuck on it.

i regretted not doing a "baby the great super girl" hahahaha.

I miss baby! CAN YOU ASK DARREN TO PLEASE UPDATE THE BLOODY BLOG FOR HER!?
Man your brother is useless.

DID YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER CAME TO SEND ME OFF?!
I know, go. Kill him.

HAIH. I'll talk to you tomorrow ro soemthing ok?
I'll be going to the RED ROCKY DESERTS NEXT WEEK!

Cool eh?
Imagine cowboy riding on a horse, and the background setting is a sunset.
Yeah, I'm going to a place like that.

Awesomosity.

love you to bits and pieces,
your very Awemerican best friend now, (I drink water out of the tap and eat Jello)
DINA

"AwesomeAshlie Misses You!!"

2008-08-24T12:03:00.003+08:00

My dear, your mum informed me that you have arrived safe and sound in America! I'm so glad to hear. How was the flight? Was it shaky and stuff like that? Did you get lost during transit?

Oh my Dinie is such a big girl now. Flying on her own. Makes mama so proud of you!

The drive to UWC took two and a half hours right? Good grief woman! Thats bloody far. What did you do the whole time during the drive there? Made new friends?

Over here down under things are just dandy. I've been suffering from a flu for almost a week. I lost my ability to taste good food which is sooo annoying. And I'm having cold sweats at night. I'll be sleeping then I'll wake up suddenly feeling really hot and my whole body will be dripping with sweat. Its the kind of sweat like after you run a marathon. Your hair is wet from it and stuff. Thats the case for me. Its so disgusting. I sweat like a man! Gross! I'll often have to take off my baju and sleep. Then it becomes all cold suddenly. HAHA.

I miss you buttercup. Get your laptop ASAP. I can't stand not talking to you. Makes me wanna rip my clothes off in frustration!

AHHHHHH!!! *rips top off*

Okay, I'm going back to my work.

I love you.

"SOBS"

2008-08-19T07:47:00.004+08:00

*POUTS*..exactly what we're feeling. :(

This has to be the hardest post I'll ever have to write.

I can't believe you're already leaving. And next time we see other will probably be a year from now.

If we do ever see each other.

I'm going to miss you terribly Dina.

Your last post brought me to tears. Imagining my mum crying while hugging you goodbye and my sister waving at you from the gate, makes me so sad that everything is changing now. Suddenly I realised that the next time you see me sister, she probably won't do the things she's doing now. What is she becomes the quiet type? Or what if she has a boyfriend!? Kids today are extreme! 12 years old and already doing it! I'll chase that hamsup boy away with a broom. But anyway.. yea and she'll be all grown up. December 2009 is one distant future. I'll be almost hitting 20 and my sister will be 7.

Oh my gawd Dina. She'll be 7. Or at least turning 7. Standard 1! Thats so old! She'll look different, talk different, look at life differently... or maybe still not know what life is all about.

We shall never break contact ok. I'll be online everyday. You're bound to catch me. Did you receive my sms yesterday? I msged you.

I hope you'll be happy Dinie, where you're going. I hope the friends you make are the ones you can turn to when in need(since I'm not there :P) and I hope you'll never forget where you came from. Ada isi tersirat dalam ayat itu.

You're in my thoughts all the time! Take care of yourself. Eat properly and keep fit! I love you girl. You've been my awesome best friend for more then a decade now. The first thing that was in my mind when I got up this morning was, "Has Dina left?".

I'll always update this blog. I hope you will too. This blog is now one of the only thing that links us together. Everything is restricted because of the time difference. But no matter what, we will always find time for each other okay.

I love you Dina. I love you to the supreme maximum awesomosity.

"You are my best friend,
I am your best friend,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER... AND EVER!!"

That cracks me up all the time.

Take care girl. We'll meet each other soon. Have a good and safe flight.

*gives you a long emotional hug while sobs on your shoulder*

Remember, I am awesome. You are awesome. Awesome.

I LOVE YOU!

*HUGS KISSES*

Your BBBFFFF,

AwesomeAshlie.

"Awemerica"

2008-08-19T03:19:00.002+08:00

Ash. The time has come.

I'm gonna miss you like crazymazyfazydazy.
Oh baby, HOLD ME!

I love you to no end.

I'll see you in a bit.
Talk to me ok baby?

I'll try to get online as soon as I can when I get there!

ASSSHIIIIIIIIE IM SO AFRAID :'(
I love you so much,
call me when you can okay.

Your mummy cried today when she came to send me off,
I cried too.

And to see baby waving back at me at the gate,
made me wail like a freaking dog.

I'm gonna live the American Dreaaam yooooo!

Love you so much,
your awesome best friend Dina :)

"Hiiiiii"

2008-08-18T17:55:00.001+08:00

Hi cheche!

Good to see ya! You're funny hehehehehe.
Very very funny.

So funny that ah-ah-ah.
The funniest!

Che che is the funniest!
So funny the funniest of all!

I love mama.
Cheche is a far.

Time to time.
I love cheche.

That's it. I want to go play.

"..I'm Gonna Miss You Awesomely"

2008-08-17T20:41:00.003+08:00

Dinaa...

Dinaaaaa.....

Dinaaaaaaa.....

Dinaaaaaaaaa.....

Ashlie needs some McLovin'.

Because you're leavin'.

And I'm bummin'.

While hummin'.

Okay back to reality. YOU'RE LEAVING IN 2 DAYS!! I just wanna give you an awesomely long mind blowing hug. And never let go. Never... Even if the immigration officers have to pull us apart. I can't believe its already a month since I left and then now its your turn to go.

Promise to miss me okay?

Has your momma been crying? I'm really emotional now. I think it all has to do with the weather and the amount of work I have and then now you going away and all. I really wish that I could have spent more time with you.

I am literally on the verge of tears.

I know you're afraid of leaving home and all but just remember that its only temporary. You'll adjust. When I arrived in Australia, I was sooo nervous that I was going to be one of those people who suffers from culture shock. I thought I was going to cry every night for my mum and the constant need of wanting to go home. But surprisingly I didn't. I miss home and all but I'm not homesick.

Its always feels weird stepping into some new environment. But I bet you'll have loads of fun with your new friends. Keep me updated on your progress yea? I wanna know EVERYTHING thats happening. I don't care what. And if you ever feel lonely and depress, give me a call or we'll webcam! Yea lets do that. Make sure you get your internet line done up asap. We should also have a day where we talk to each other on the phone.

"Ash&Dina Awesome Phone Day".

Super.

Get an international call card thing. Its way cheaper. Not sure if they sell it where you're heading to. Are your parents following you? If they're not then you'll be the first one out of the two of us to board a plane on your own. All my life I've always traveled with my parents. Kinda worried about returning in December. All by myself. What If I get lost or board the wrong plane to Zimbabwe or something?

I hope you get a nice comfy room. Having a good accommodation is sooo important. Mine is crap. Pure crap. I have to get out. I'm scavenging for apartments right now. I'm hoping to get a one bedroom apartment with my own kitchen and bathroom and laundry area. I can't afford to live in a shared bathroom and kitchen apartment anymore. My room is just those four walls surrounding me. Its bigger than a normal apartment room size but its because I have like a fridge in my room too. Other than that, everything else is shared. Kinda stupid right? They don't even have a bloody lift. And I have huge not to mention HEAVY luggages. And I have to climb up three floors everyday!!

I hope the friends you make are nice people and not those that goes around randomly snogging people or giving them lap dances. But I know you'll pick the right group of people to hang around. Make sure they're rajin but not nerdy geeks that love to study in the library everyday but also make sure they're not some "oh my gawd oh my gawd" dumb blonds either.

Seriously if you come back bimbofied, I'll roll you down a hill.

If you got a boyfriend you must let me know okay! Make sure he's nice, smart, funny, good looking(built body if possible :P). Be sure he treats you like a lady and makes you feel like a NATURAL WOMAN. Hahah I mean... makes you feel good about yourself. Don't fall for those pigs that call you fat and point out all the negative things about you.

If he does, you roll him down a hill.

Roll only, don't worry. Police come find you, I back you up kao kao.

Owh and I finished my media and comm assignment!!! WOOHOO!! I'm so relieved! I found out at the last minute that everything I had done a day before was wrong! My whole day just crumbled. I was sooooo upset I wanted to smash something. And I re-did everything today. In one day. Oh my gosh I'm so happy.

Anyway I'm gonna call you in like 45 minutes time. I go mandi first then we'll chat.

Love you Dinie.

"Fawe More Days.."

2008-08-14T17:21:00.006+08:00

Efficient eh? Of course laaaa... I still make time for you okay. Hahaha.

Four more days Dinie. Empat. Tze. Quartre. Shi.

Jangan pergi... Oh sayang.. LOL

I'M SO AWE-CKING TIRED!!!! AHHHH!!!

I just got home from class and all I wanna do now is just die on my bed and go into a deep sleep. I'm so not use to school now. I had some freakishly long holiday back in Msia and now I gotta adapt to the schooling hours again.

Oh my fiddlesticks.

I hate this.

I'm always tired. I get up in the morning, I'm tired. I'm in class, I'm tired. I'm bathing, guess what? I'M TIRED!!

Sucks so bad. Soo sooo bad.

But I have to complete my assignments.

Please give me a moment while I go shout into my pillow and savagely destroy my bedroom.

*walks away*

*returns*

Ahh... much better. Anyho, yea I've got tons and tons and kg and g of homework. For media and comm, I have to write a gossip magazine article about rising celebs in Hollywood. So I chose Aishwarya Rai. She's hot, sexy, beautiful, and everyone wants her.

Now I want her. For my article that is.

Media and Comm: Due Monday.

Then its History of Ideas. Read pages and pages of political doodles then answer one stupid question:

'What are the features and limitations of Athenian democracy?'

Why must be the Greeks be so controversial and complex? Because of them, my brain hurts.

History of Ideas: TOMORROW!

Environment and and development. I have to go to a suburb called Toorak and snap pictures of poeple's houses and write some report and compare the lifestyle of people from a rich suburb to those living in the poor area. Ooo, tomorrow's field trip day to Fitzroy. The whole class is bloody walking there. WALKING there. Oh my yankee doodle. My poor legs.

Depressing la. Today I was sooo moody because I had all these thoughts in my mind. I just wanna sleep!! If only I could stop time.

I missed lunch today so I was starving from 1 pm to 7 pm. My stomach was literally talking to me.

"FILL ME UP ASHLIE!"

Eww.. sounded wrong.

Oh my gosh it just spoke to me again. Creepyyyy..

But then thank God KFC and Subway are just downstairs. I bought a foot long Subway sandwich. Meatball Marinara. Yummmmm.... *rubs tummy*

I'm satisfied now.

Oohhh yeah I have pictures of my college. Lai lai come see.

Nice eh... This place is known as Leeper. Although I don't have classes here, this building belongs to Trinity.

This is the Leeper Library. Leep leep!!

This is the Chapel! Ain't it B-E-A-UTIFUL?

Nice right? Hahaha.

I can't believe you packed almost your whole wardrobe into that luggage of yours. Not even half of mine is with me! My mum forbid me to pack so much. Maybe thats why I'm buying so many clothes now. Seriously, when you have no uniform to wear for school, all you do is stand and ponder about what to wear for the day. Its almost as bad as homework. My mum even told me not to buy anymore clothes but what can I do right? Melbourne is surrounded by clothing stores and what not. SUPRE! JUST JEANS! PORTMAN! SPORTS GIRL! Just to name a few. Sports girl is my new obsession now. The clothes there are sooo bohemian. Me likee.

And whats with Abang's wrestling thingi? He rolled on you!? Bloody hell. Omg are all your internal organs in the right position? If it were me, I think I'll never see the light of day ever again.

I'm going to take a short nap then start on my unending assignments.

I love you!

Owh and Fuzzome! When are you planning to start posting on this blog!? Its about time you said something la.

Peace! Hahaha I'm so silly.

"I WILL AWEWAYS LOVE YOU"

2008-08-14T02:14:00.002+08:00

Woah babe you are fast!

it's like BHAM you updated hahahaha
AWESOME!

Abangee already sprained his ankle earlier,
budden he further sprained it in Thailand :)

We were playing the other day, I regret til now,
and he rolled on me.

I swear Ash, my life flashed before my eyes.
I felt like my bones were crushing and seriously,
all the air in my lungs were forced out due the extreme weight of,
my overweight brother.

And he always randomly wants to play wrestling with me and I cannot do anything because he can just picks me up and double slam me on my bed.

It hurts!

You're so lucky you got a small brother that can't lift you up for nuts!
but from what I heard, Darren has been going to the gym eh!
Hahahahaha muscles from brussels, perhaps?

NAH!

You got an AWE-POD? AWESOME!
I told you it was addictive!
It's good and bad!

Well I think you know the pros,
but being a frequent user of the ipod (frequent is an understatement!)
there are a lot of cons too :(

Problem #1
You'll get sick of your playlist FAST! Coz you listen to it everyday everyday everyday everyday, you skip skip skip to the song you wanna listen to, so technically you listening to the same song everyday, eventhough you have a 1000 songs in your AWEPod you'd be like, OK WHATS NEW COME ON.

Solution for Problem #1
So you have to keep downloading songs, to maintain a healthy relationship with your AWEPOD. As for a lazy person like me, I berry berry lazy to download songs one. When I get into 'the mood', I can download like 50 songs a day. Thats not much to some people, but its alot for my personal record!

Problem #2
You'd get anti-social. True stuff :( Why listen to your friend babble abt bullshit when you can listen to the rockin tunes of uh HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL? (ok I didn't know where that came from but.. er yea) So yeah, all you do is plug in and you totally shield away the happenings around you. WHICH IS BAD!

But sometimes good, when you wanna get your mind off things, but hey we're talking abt the cons right now!

Solution for problem #2
Know when to plug-in, and when not too. My mum scolded me (as usual), and she was rambling and rambling and rambling, and I plugged in my earphones.

Man, I never saw daylight.
Wrong move, Dina. Wrong move.

And your dad, don't worry.
Parentals are LIKE THAT!

HELLO I just got "the pre-depature parentals' lecture".
You know the one about,

MONEY, (yikes)
SEX, (EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
and STUDIES (stresssss mo)

Oh God it was painful.

I hate sex talk with parents.
I hate money talk with parents.

And it hit me hard,
my dad said,
"No spending money on clothes".

:( :( :( :( :( :(
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CLOTHES MEANS TO ME
I'll give up bags and shoes, but never..
clothes :(

So thats why babe,
the ZARA jacket stays our little dirty secret.

Oh yeah I just packed.
Its damn sad.

And damn,
I got to add this to my awesome talent list!

Dina's Awesome Talent List
Talent #2569 : AwesomeDina packs DAMN WELL

SEriously, meriously.
I packed almost my WHOLE wardrobe in ONE BIG BAG.
I'm not kidding you.

3/4 of my clothes are packed in ONE BAG.
ONE BAG.

I don't know how but there was alot of shouting.
Everytime I folded something and pushed it into my bag, I will scream and flatten it. I would fold some tops into really tiny pieces and stuff it in through gaps. I'm seriously such a space saver and omg I can so do packing as a job.

Ok packing kinda sucks lah, coz I have to part with some of my clothes,
so it was like America's next Top Model, you know you get so sangcontrated (sad+angry+confused+frustrated)trying to figure out which piece of clothing made the cut, and which didnt :(

NOW for the next few days til the day I leave to the US,
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO WELL PACKED.

I'm friggin sad :(
I have to wear all my 'leftovers'.

Oh booie Ash,
honestly, I'm really afraid.
The more its get closer to the date I'm suppose to leave,
the more I don't want to go.

I won't be coming back for a very long time you know :(
You see my term breaks (the long ones lah)
are only two per year.

There's the:

(1)winter break for one month around early Dec to early Jan.
(2) summer break (quote high school musical: SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER!!!!) is the longest break, 3 whopping months, that ends the 'school term' (SCHOOL'S OUT SCREAM AND SHOUT!!! WHAT TIME IS IT?...) and when you come back, a new school year begins!

Whats up with me and HSM really.
Omg I just abbreviated High School Musical.
Something is wrong with me!

So yeah, which means, summer is over.. next week :(

Which means, I'll be going. So soon DARL!

I'm so gonna miss you :(
We're already apart, and it sucks even more coz I'll be further and the time difference is HORRIBLE! 12 hours diff with Msia, which means like 10 hours diff frm you? Or 14 hours? I don't know my geography sucks.

Oh Ashie, I'm terrified.
I'll be

alone.

For the first time in my life.

HOLD ME!

sniff sniff

xoxo
A.D.

"Awe-Pod"

2008-08-13T10:50:00.002+08:00

Dinie OMG its sooooo goood to hear from you! After so long!! I was beginning to think that you ran away with your new Thai lover or something. Don't you ever leave me out alone in the cold ever again!!

I love that thingi you got. The "Awesome Ash&Dina" wood thing. Its so pretty! The Thai language is so funny! So many kap kap kap and pop pop pop.

Your Thailand adventure was hilarious la. Whats with Abangee and his sprained ankle!? Weren't they sprained the last time? And you tell that boy to do something with that hair of his. He looks so japanese now. Its just not right la. Please Awebang, I prefer you with nice short hair that doesn't make you look there's electricity running through your body 24/7.

I got an iPod Dinie! iPOD classic!! Soo.. classical. You were right about the whole addiction thing. You think you'd be able to walk around without an iPod but once you have it, you never wanna let it go. And I realised that I'm walking so much faster now while listening to my iPod. Cool eyyyyy....

So I went home. Holding my gorgeous new iPod in my hand. Oh and my ipod's name is awepod. Get it? Ipod? Awepod? Awesome Ipod? Hahaha nevermind.

I went online to chit chat abit. Then out of no where my dad messaged me:

"Hey GAL, what u doing?"

I kid you not.

Gal?!?!

"Daddy is that you?"

"Yeah."

Much has changed since I left. Gal is not a cool word anymore. I'm marking it off my "cool words" list.

Owh and "yeah" too.

So I told my dad I bought an ipod. Of course I consulted my mum before buying the ipod. She gave me the permission to go get it. So WHOOP TEEE DEEE!! Happy la. I go buy la. Abuthen!?

When I told my dad I got the ipod, he was like:

"Where did you get the money to buy the ipod?"

"ATM card?"

"Isn't it too pricey to splurge on something like an ipod?"

"... no? I got it for student price la."

"Student or no student price, I still think its bloody expensive just for an ipod."

"Okay.... You want me to go return it?" (CRAZY AH!? I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN IT NO WAY HO-ZAY!)

"No no.. Will this affect your monthly spending on health care and food?"

He thinks I'm gonna sick every month is it? The hell!

"No la daddy don't worry la!!! This is the one and only luxurious thing I'll ever spend money on. After that, I'll live a life of poverty!" (Okay I didn't mention the poverty part. I'll be on the first flight home to Msia if I did).

"Okay. Just be careful. Things can easily go "missing".

I don't know why he had to use that ' " '. Doesn't fit the sentence at all. He reminded me of Joey. Hahaha! But kinda unfair isn't it? Everyone has ipods and I'm all left out. Maybe thats why I'm technologically retarded.

But after that, omg Dinie, I felt so bad. I wanted to go return the ipod but then I didn't because it was too beautiful. Its like you and the ZARA jacket you know? Owh whatever happened by the way? Did your parents find out? Must be one hell of a drama scene if they did.

I tried calling you yesterday. Kak Siwen picked up. I miss her la. She sounded so happy. I asked for you and she said you went out with your family. Then I tried calling that night. Your house phone was busy and you didn't pick up your handphone. Porque Dina porque?

Omg.. *sudden realisation* YOU'RE LEAVING IN 5 DAYS!! DIINNNAAAAA.. NOOOO.. NOOO.. NOOOO..

Ahhh.. Now I'm sad. I won't be able to see you when I get home for the hols. I won't be able to see you for years!! YEARS!! Its not right la. Its just not right. I see you most of the time for over 12 years and now the universe is tearing us apart!! Why must Awemerica and Awestralia be such a distance from each other? We won't be able to have our "Ash&Dina Awesome Day of Randomizationalism" anymore!!

And you! You better post on this blog! Don't you suddenly go missing and then I find out you're getting jiggy with some greasy latino male. Be nice ok. Remember your friend in the land down under.

Are your parents coming with you? I can predict its gonna be one tearful "soap opera" departure. And you better cry this time! You wanted to laugh when I left! I really meant it when I said "study hard in America" okay. I had expected you to break down, wail and beg me not to leave.

Nada. Nothing of that sort. Just smiles and a few tears.

Ahh my heart.

Don't forget to bring your forever 21 t shirts and your batman underwear with you. I brought mine! Owh and the Vincci shoes! I haven't worn them yet.

Living alone is awesome. Free as a bird. Just don't neglect the disciplined part of you. America summore! Temptations everywhere you turn! Except that your college is in some ulu ulu place so the only temptation you'll have is the need to pee in a bush.

I'm gonna go sob into my pillows now. I miss you so much I dunno what to do.

Don't abandon me.

I love you Dinie.

"SAWADEKKAP"

2008-08-13T01:27:00.010+08:00

HEY MASSHHHHHLIE POT :D

So sorry for the late update.
Have been *ahem*,
bumming arounnndd!

You juuuust had to tell me the gory story of your friend's finger when you know I hate all these stuff :(

*pouts*

Hahaha its so amusing to hear about your clubbing experience with my brother and I couldn't stop laughing at your previous post.

I got this for you from Bangkok! I MADE IT BY MYSELF!
Ok la I didn't like carve the wood and shit lah,
but I arranged it and the nice Thai lady glued it down for me!

DO YOU REALISE ITS THE SAME COLOUR OF OUR BLOG?

COOLIO TO THE MAXIMUM YOOOOO!
AWEEESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME

I'll post it to you or your mum might be bringing it to you if she visits you in the near future.

A lil piece of me :(

IM BRINGING IT TO THE US TOO! (in less than a weeks time, gasp!)

Ok let me tell you abt my Bangkok trip.
It went like that.

In the taxi:
"Abang, remember in Bangkok right, we need to walk around alot one you know? You sure you can take it anot?"
"Can, can can can"

So YIPEE DOO DAH, we left the taxi and took 5 glorious steps to THE ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN AWESOME CHATUCHAK MARKET (they sell EVERYTHING here, when I say EVERYTHING, I mean EVERYTHING)

On the 5th glorious step leading to the gates of absolutely awesome shopping haven,
Abang

....sprained his ankle.

HIS WEIGHT COULDN'T TAKE IT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WAIT it doesn't stop there.
So what the hell lah, you sprained your ankle, he still had to SUCK IT UP and not ruin all our holidays. Poor bangeee, he had to endure all the pain :(
who ask him to be so unfit!

Ok ok ok, so for two whole full days we did DAMN FREAKING ALOT OF WALKING,
nearing the end on the second day,

Abang

.... had a high fever.

HIS BODY COULDN'T TAKE IT!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA

Omg damn unfit lah my brother, poor thing he was stuck in bed :(

Oh then then then on the 3rd day right,
we were walking (again, again and again) my mum

....sprained her ankle.

My dad's comment of the day:
"These fatties I tell you ah"

HERE ARE PICTURES!

This is Abang, knocked out after hours of walking. This was pre-high fever. Man look at those arms!

The famous saying got shortcut by the Thais. Stupid Thai spelled 'awry' instead of 'away' then rubbed it off.

Us, at our best :p

Oh this restaurant is so pretty! THE THAI FOOD IS MIND BLOWING and the service is so fast that you order and then go wee wee then come back and the food is already there no kidding! And its surrounded by water, me likeeyy.

Sounds so.... wrong. (think sexual :p)

Abang with his all time favourite, worldwide. (McDs fries!)

Spot the resemblance! (the hair, the smile, the pose, the badge on the left)

The 'fatties' in CROCS. Omg those are the ugliest things in the world WEARING the ugliest thing in the world. Same colour somemore wtf. And my dad is smoking. He look sexy here. SPANK ME DADDY (hehehe ok ew)

I wanna make love to this pillar, to this pillar, to this pillar.

Abang being gay.

Abang being gay again.

Abang being HAPPY!

Choki choki in Thai is Choki choki.

A big ass prawn and my dad's big ass face.

Just read the ad. I know. I went WHAT THE FUZZ?! Slow Food Foundation? HUH?

Mama with sprained ankle! HA-HA

Poor Abang :( Fever boyyy, who ask you to be so unfit :(

Daddy now not so sexy.

My mum sponging my brother to bring down his temperature. Oh funny stuff. Abang squealed like a girl :)

I SMELL FEAR. Check out my mama's face!

Thai mama ask Thai child in Thai:
Sawadekkap, Chulalongkorn point to mama where is the elephant in this picture.

Thai child answers Thai mama:
I CAN'T TELL MAMA! Kop khun kapp.

Us riding 'Dumbo'.

Mama+papa so cute right!

mama and papa@floating market! We learn in geography form 2 remember? PASAR APUNG SUNGAI MEKONG MENAM CHAO PHRAYA.

Fruit boat at floating market!

Me buying coconut! So cheap RM1 only!!!!

MAMA HAVING A TROUBLESOME TIME GETTING OUT OF THE BOAT HAHAHHAHAHA

Abang being gay.. again.

SO CUTE!

Hahahhhaha so cute lah my daddy and my bangee :)

"Dina, if batman was bat right. What is coconut? COCONUT MAN!"

The hell.

Phew thats alot of pictures :p

MISS YOU LOVE YOUUUUU

Dinabelina.

"Hawela (Hola)"

2008-08-09T13:04:00.004+08:00

Hello Dearie.

Its a lazy Saturday for me. I'm sitting home drinking tea yo!! And its goooodddd!! Had a long night last night. Slept at 4 and then woke up today at 2. I went over to a friend's place to watch the Olympics opening ceremony.

It was soooo awesome Dinie. The Chinese really know how to amaze people la. Now I'm proud to be a Chinese. :P

But bloody hell! I didn't know there were so many countries in the world! It took them 2 and a half hours to march out the entire nation! It was so long till I fell asleep on the couch. The only reason I wanted to watch it was to witness the lighting of the Olympic torch. Wasted 3 hours of my life. I cheered for Malaysia though. Not like there was anything special. Some guy in a a songkok was holding the Malaysian flag. And then I noticed the outfit there were wearing. The colour was mortifying! The least they could do was make Malaysia wear vibrant colours or something. They looked like mourners at a funeral!

There was a country named Niger. I dunno how to pronounce it and I will not attempt to say it or I might be brutally beaten up.

I got tons of assessment already. College is fun and tiring at the same time. My classes start at 9 so I wake up at 7 everyday. So now.... I've developed eyebags. I look like some stupid panda. And I'm totally not a morning person. So can you imagine how pissy I am in the morning? Urgh!

I met up with Shen Jin and a few other of his friends. Cempaka-ians. We went to eat Gyu tan don. Whats Gyu tan don Ashlie?

Well Dina, Gyu tan don is the best thing the Japanese has ever created. Why built an electronic pet dog that can flip about, bark or urinate when you can have gyu tan don?

I had a bowl of it and then about an hour later I went for dinner. I couldn't resist the gyu tan don. My new lover.

Speaking of food, I cooked my friends dinner! ME! Cook them dinner! *Applaud applaud* It may just be pasta but mind you, the pasta sauce was made from scratch! FROM SCRATCH I SAY!! I had tomato puree, minced beef, salt and pepper. Owh and carrots. Lets not forget the carrots. And away I cooked! My friend cut her hand while attempting to cut the carrot. There was like a loud sound(like something hitting metal) and then there was silence. Pin drop silence.

Everyone in the kitchen just stopped what they were doing and looked over at my friend. The next thing I knew I saw blood oozing out from two of her fingers. I can't stand the sight of blood so you can imagine what happened when I saw that thick blob of redness. I started twitching and running around the kitchen going "AIYERRRRRRRR!!!!!!" It dripped on the floor! Dots of red on the kitchen floor. So nasty. Her wound didn't stop bleeding for days. DAYS! What mutinous knife was that!?

I need to talk to you la. I'll try calling later if I can. I heard you're back from Thailand. I'll go do my laundry now.

Tata!!

"Fuzzome's Awesome 20th"

2008-08-03T09:39:00.005+08:00

You tried calling? Did you dialled everything correctly? Try calling again la. I wanna talk to you! I misssssssss youuuuuu laaaaaaaaaaa!!

For starters,

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY FUZZOME!!!!

Belated actually. It was yesterday. Hahaha. Fuzzy is 20! Big boy already oh.

Fuzzome's birthday was awesome. I experienced awesome things. He and the rest of his friends took me to a club called VII(seven). Clubbing!! I've never had a decent clubbing experience before so Fuzzy said he wanted to "expose" me. JENG JENG JENG!!

The line outside the club was bloody long. It was Asian night so most of the people there have like mata sepet and what not. Woo! I kinda think its less intimidating compared to a club filled with white people. I look at them a though they're a bunch of camels smoking weed or something. In total amazement. Like "oooo look, white boy drinking booze", "oooo look white girl dancing with white boy", or "oooo look! white girl's skirt tore!" etc etc.

But Asian night didn't stop the Whities from coming.

We got in rather quickly compared to the rest of the desperate party people outside. The theme that night was "Angels & Devils". I think. I saw angels and demons walking around everywhere.

Shoot the devils Ashlie, shoot them.

Fuzzy had a VIP table right in front of the bar yo. So then the night began and the club slowly filled up with people. Fuzzy had a big smile on his face. I tried a new drink called the Jagabomb(I so don't know how to spell it. Its pronounced Yey-ga-bomb). You get a glass of red bull and then another shot glass of that jaga thingi. You're suppose to drop the shot glass into the glass of red bull and drink it. Fuzzy told me to wait for him so we can drink together gether but my friends dropped the shot glass in already so I had to drink it.

Sorry Zillie. I promise I'll wait for you next time.

But the drink was not too bad. I could only take one because they say you could get drunk on your second glass. Its that strong. That's the only form of alcohol I had for the rest of the night. See, I'm a good girl! Hahaha.

My friends tagged along too. The dubai guy(Issa), Ivana and another girl came. Ivana thought Zil was really nice. Yay Fuzzome!!!

Issa was so happy to be in a club. He's some weird party boy that will dance with anyone he sees. He dragged me to go dance with him. We did except the dance floor was jam packed with people that we had to get out before we drowned in it.

Shen Jin was there too. But God knows where he went off to. Ivana told me she saw him dancing violently with someone on the dance floor. Dance as in really really dancing like sugar high or something like that. I saw my high school friend. Such a small world la.

Then I noticed that Zil was missing. I was scouting for him in the club. I thought he went to the loo but it was sooooo long. I thought something had happened. Then Mun Fye(I dunno if I got the spelling right), he came up to me and told me that Fuzzy had gotten kicked out from the club.
"Fazil got thrown out."

"Oh my God! Why?"

"Too drunk. There's a rule here in Australia that you can't get drunk in a club or you'll get thrown out. They're afraid you'll start to get violent."

"But he's only been here for a short while!"

"I told him that he wouldn't last past midnight."

But in truth, Zil got kicked out because of some misunderstanding. He wasn't drunk. Just trying to get a friend in but they assumed he was drunk. Bloody club people. Shouldn't run a club if you think everyone that walks out is drunk.

But Zil took care of me. He waited till I left the club then only did he wanted to go. So kind of him. I love you Fuzzome!!

Oh yea, I saw one of Zil's people throw up. I think his name was Reza. He was so drunk that he was throwing up in a glass.

He was rocking his body back and forth back and forth then all of the sudden... BLUEK!!!

You could see the glass filling up with vomit!!! URGHHH!!! Issa and I saw that and we ran! Oh my gosh did we run. I can't stand seeing people throw up. The smell! Then 3 bouncers came and surround him. Told him to get up and leave. The Reza guy was like "no I'm fine, I'm fine" but got kicked out anyways.

He left his glass of vomit on the table. It looked like some normal purple drink with a straw in it. If anyone hadn't known what was in it, they might just drink it. No kidding. Urgh. Can you imagine the cleaner who has to clean it. Gross.

That was it I guess. But it was fun.

So Bangkawek eh? Just for shopping? Living the luxurious life huh!! If I go shopping, I'll just shop at Subang Parade good enough already!! You, on the other hand, go to another country!!! Woooooo!!

Blog me once you get back! Gotta go do my chores now.

Love you!!

"BANGKAWEK"

2008-08-02T03:07:00.002+08:00

Kawek - pronounced as kok.

IM LEAVING FOR BAMGKOK in 2 HOURS
We'RE GONNA GO SHOPPING WEEEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUZZOME!
(he hasn't updated yet) :(

miss you ash :(
I tried calling you, you didn't pick up!
Stupid Aussie woman have to tell me you're unavailable for god-knows-how-many-times.

Love you!
xoxo DINAWE

"You Won't Wanna Make Love In This Club, In This Club, In This Club"

2008-07-27T09:03:00.008+08:00

I'm so up for the Awebang Faisal idea! Just make sure he blogs okay. We have one Fuzzome already.

Okay so Dina. I got to experience clubbing first hand. I didn't wanna be there but I kinda had to. I was afraid for a friend so I tagged along with my other friends to go "rescue" her. But to no avail unfortunately.

You know me well enough to know that I'm not the clubbing kinda person right? I'd rather stay home or just go out for dinner with friends. Its way better than going to some dark club with people having "dry sex" with all their bumping and grinding thing going on.

It was my friend's birthday. His name is Issa. I think I told you about him right? He's from Dubai and his birthday was last Friday so obviously he wanted to go have some huge celebration. So he organised it to be at a place called the Hush Bar. Its not a club or anything but they did provide alcohol and checked ID. I made it through!! It was a quiet bar with loud music but everyone's just sitting and chatting. There was no dancing whatsoever. Only this dude who was "Michael Jackson-ing" alone on the dance floor.

I thought it wasn't all that bad. I had fun there with my friends. I guess it was that day when I discovered my newly found friends are quite the open type. You know? They touch, they kiss, they move kinda dirty and they hug each other alot. Not all of my friends. Just the partying ones.

For his birthday present, Ivana and another girl got Issa a thong with a horse's face at the front where you put your manhood in. I have it in my room now because when Issa went to party, I had to take care of his bag because he's got his passport inside. Its really disturbing I'm telling you. Its a freaking horse with its tongue stuck out. Urghh..

Own and here's a few picture I manage to take during my time there.

Okay from left to right yea: Issa(birthday boy), Momoko(she's adorable), Rafael(the brazilian dude I was telling you about), Kate and myself.

So you know everyone in there except the girl in yellow. Her name's Christina. She's from Indonesia. She's chinese and her birthday is a day later than mine!!
Momoko and Kate are from Japan.

So there's Christina, Momoko, Rafael, Kate, Issa. The one next to Issa is Jo Jo. She's crazy la. Thats all I can say. The one next to Rafael is Clarissa. She's Christina's roommate. She's from Singapore.

Okay here's another one. The one in white is Ivana. I told you about her and the other girl, she's Anna from Russia. She's another wild child.

There's a whole lot more pictures but it takes too long to update so I'll just leave yo with these.

Back to the juicy bit. At the bar, Issa and Ivana befriended two Aussie dudes who claim they're from Melbourne Uni. Let me note that THEY WERE NOT CUTE AT ALL!! At least to me. Half of the time they were hanging out with them while we were inside talking among ourselves.

I think it was about 9 30 when they decided they wanted to go clubbing. I was ready to leave for home when I noticed that Ivana was quite tipsy and she was holding hands with one of the aussie dude. They were all over each other. I got worried. Something could happen to her. Issa was quite high too so he won't be able to do anything if something bad were to happen.

So Momoko and I decided to follow them to this club. It was a place called La Di Da.

The place was so dark. The music was blasting and people were dancing everywhere. Momoko and I found a place to sit and we just observed Ivana, Issa and Anna. The first thing we saw when we entered the club was Ivana and aussie dude making out next to us. Omg I wanted to laugh out loud. She just met the dude! Then I saw Anna giving the other aussie dude a lap dance. So Momoko and I just kinda sat down and watched. I guess we were the only sober ones there.

Then my phone rang and it was Jo Jo. She had heard what was going on and she told me to grab Ivana and get the heck outta there. While I was talking, I noticed this white guy staring at me from across the table. I ignored him. I was on the phone with Jo Jo for quite awhile. When I looked back again, the guy was still looking at me smiling.

Eww. He wasn't even hot. Just fat.

I continued talking to Jo Jo when suddenly the dude that was staring at me touched my waist. I bloody jumped. I looked to see who was it and he was smiling and winking at me. Then he walked away. Oh my gosh. What the fish?! Momoko hadn't noticed anything because she was too busy looking around for Ivana.

We didn't wanna wait anymore because we knew no matter how many times we try to get them to leave, they won't go. It was Issa's birthday and they wanted to party with him. So we left that God forsaken place and headed home.

I found out later from Jo Jo that the guys Ivana was with offered her ecstasy. She rejected the offer and he got pissed at her. You go girl!!

I'm just so relief that nothing happened to anyone of them. This is why I don't go clubbing. Random make outs, touching, drugs. Sick.

Owh yea, sorry about the other day. The line got cut off because my credit ran out. I'll call you again another time yea.

Love you sister.