"I Am The Worst Friend Ever"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY DOLL!
Eeeeeeek nineteen, you're old its so gross.
I JUST turned eighteen not long ago and now you're 19.
We're 19?

I can't believe this lah.
Its like fucking Twilight Zone.
I wanna be forever young!
I wanna be... 8 all over again.
Ok not eight lah, but.. 17.

Don't know lah but fo-sho I know I don't wanna be nineteen.
But I'm not nineteen yet so whatever.
Omg this has been totally pointless.

Yeah btw I saw all the pictures on facebook and the photo album was labelled Ashlie's 19th and wtf you had none of your Subang friends there! It was ALL my brother's friend', the Australian crew all I was like wtf.

Then i saw Ilyas face out of nowhere, and I could recognize Syaza here and there (man she's hot now) and dang, has things changed so quickly. You are settling very well in my brother's crowd yo. Omg Ash, you're a DJian right now. Yes you are, face it.
You can no longer call yourself a Subang-er.

And wtf? Syaza got drunk? She drinks in the first place?
She's so pretty now -- I mean its not like she was ugly before lah but she is so smoking right now. Rarrrr.

I AM suppose to call you and I AM so sorry,
and I have been a terrible best friend, TERRIBLE and I will cally ou very soon.
Promise, cross my heart and hope to die.
But first, what is the time difference ah?

Coz I also got daylight savings you also got daylight savings, you lose track yknow?
Bloody western daylight savings bullcrap.
Malaysia so nice, got no this daylight savings shit, 365 days a year semua sama -- standard. Man, I miss Malaysia grrrrrr.

I want to eat char kuey teow so bad ok.
I had such a strong craving the other day, it was so strong I went to bed and woke up with nightmares ok. AAAAHHHHHHH

Oh boy, Wondermilk Cupcakes brings me back to the times we spent together prior to your departure to Australia. Remember? Aiyaiyai, I miss you lah mashiepoo. So much.
Come to the US! Must you knoooooow!

Oh they have this bakery in NYC called the Magnolia Bakery, damn bloody famous one lah. Got mentioned in the Devil wears Prada and in Sex and the City all, omg the cupcakes are to die for. Like seriousmerious one. You think wondermilk nice? Cheh, Magnolia bakery's muffin is shit-good ok. Somemore you know I don't really like cupcakes and cakes in general one right, but maaan that was good. The shop also so pretty.

I watched 7 movies in the past three days, coz I just felt like it.
I don't know why but I accidentally erased my external harddrive and I feel like fuck but I didn't lose any data coz everything is in my computer right now but if my macdina crashes, all my data is lost.

ALL my data is lost.
Stupid Malaysian external hardrive.
Damn hopeless one you know.
I feel like buying the MAC one but then so expensive.
Why am I telling you this?

I just finished watching American Beauty and man, I forgot how messed up that movie was.

And yeah, I love watching movies that are set in NYC now coz its so much more interesting and exciting when you can actually point and go, "I have been there!"
So yeah, I practically watched more than 10 movies set in NYC ever since I got back from winter break. So exciting lah.

Omg this post has been totally pointless.
I love you, happy birthday once again.

What do you want from the US of A?